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All my friends tell me I'm weird, because I honestly prefer jacking off than I like having sex. Before you say it's just because I've never had sex, I have. I just prefer myself over others, what do you guys think about this?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (9)
gizzie56 (8681)
2008-09-16 16:43:09
The thing with masturbation verses the real thing is that you can think about any fantasy that really turns you on and make it seem like the real thing, in your mind of course. I have jacked off plenty in my day and find it just as gratifying as the real thing.

Today is my birthday and my wife promised me I would get whatever I wanted tonight. I am going to make sure she has got her work cut out for her if you know what I mean.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-09-16 17:35:13
haveing a wank is good but its nowhere near as good as the real thing so get a bit of both if you can
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gizzie56 (8681)
2008-09-16 18:54:03
@: gizzie56
Actually, I lied the real thing is better.
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Glen_Quagmire (8987)
2008-09-17 17:27:09
only a guy who is a hopeless virgin could ever say he likes his hand better than sex.....there is NO FUCKING COMPARISON...............CASE CLOSED!
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2008-09-17 19:54:29
@: Glen_Quagmire
Sure. Everyone has to have the same preference, right?
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Glen_Quagmire (8987)
2008-09-19 18:05:39
@: Anonymous (Story Author)
OK yeah youre right.....its totally normal for a guy to prefer his own hand over the wet tight hot dripping pussy of some beautiful female................
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-09-20 05:29:22
@: Glen_Quagmire
Why you do poofter
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2008-09-20 22:29:41
@: Glen_Quagmire
I never said it was normal, I said that not everyone has to have the same preferences.
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mrgrim747 (26656)
2009-08-06 14:49:51
OK OK OK! iv got an idea!! wat if... u masturbate and have sex...... at the same time!!!
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