me getting in trouble often, mostly with fire.

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It is called pyromania and you are pyromanic. If you want to be responsible for burning some one to death, carry on. I would sugest you TALK to some one about it and see if there is something they can do to help you.

id like to se that =) now stfu if you dont have anything helpfull to say!

Pyro? So 2002.

Nothing beats the fire that chlamydia, gonnorhea and herpes along with my giant hemmorrhoidsgive me when I get fucked by a jai-alai player with jalapeno on his big cock.

When i was your age i was playing will morders and shit...


-The Nidame

Colorful. GOD, I'd hate to be your gynecologist.

LOL; the first time I read this, I thought you said you lit a guy's BALONEY on fire. Quite a difference between balcony and baloney, especially to the guy.

This definitely ISN'T normal. And just so you know -- pyromaniacs are VERY unpopular in prison. They rank right down there with pedophiles and guys who rape chickens. If you seriously do have a problem with fire fascination, this is the sort of thing that really needs a professional's attention and evaluation. Nothing ANYONE can say here is really going to help you.

Don't listen to what I say. Pyromania is making a comeback. You'll soon hear Def Leppard on the radio again. My herpes sores are leaking yellow fluid, tastes like raw chicken juice.

Yeah, well. But will Rick Allen ever find his lost arm? Perhaps it's stuck in that gaping anal canal of yours.

Or yours.

No, mine is otherwise occupied, thank you. But since yours rivals the width and breadth of the Grand Canyon, I'm assuming that Def Leppard's entire entourage, in addition to their complete fan base, could fit quite nicely into that great divide you call your vagina. This, actually, is why no one has heard from Def Leppard for the last few years: they've been stuck in your massive snatch.

Exelent. lmao

do you wet the bed and torture small animals aswell? if so, you run the risk of becoming a serial killer according to the MacDonald triad. I myself tick 2 out of the 3 boxes though I won't tell you which...

personally i think its perfectly normal i st stuff alight all the time allthough i think the only difference between me and you (not havin a go) is that i set fire to stuff thats abbandoned

You like fire, that doesn't mean your crazy. (or weird)However, don't grow up to be an arsonist!
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loving to start fires is a disability. It's where people can't stay away from fire and need to light stuff up.

WEll, i have been i love with fire since i can remeber, everybody calls me sparky and they wont let me keep lighters. its not normal but i dnt see anything wrong with it, i got into a lot of trouble with fire too.. yuu remeber all those forest fires that happened on Florida.. well yeah half of that was me. it was so cool to see it on the news and such, but as long as no one gets hurt yur fine, just dnt tell alot of people about yu obsession because then they wont let yu have lighters..

its not normal to set fires like that. me and my friends set a couple christmas trees on fire at the skateboard park one time, it was actually really cool cause they explode with flames. but i wouldnt consider myself a pyro like you lolll