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MONSTER BEVERAGE -EccWei
I took the bus today. It was 15 minutes late and extremely crowded. Somehow, there was a lot of space near the back so I bulldozed some fatass blocking the isle with his feet and took my spot. And so for the first few minutes, all was very well and good. I noticed an empty can of that disgusting MONSTER ENERGY DRINK in his bag.
He then takes another huge can of that liquid shit and guzzles it down, burping silently every 20 seconds. It smelled like turpentine and sweet, sweet cat urine for the next half hour. I was standing there, holding onto the grasp suspended from the metal pole, struggling to keep my balance and not keel over at the horrible stench.
I couldn't help thinking, why the fuck are so many people guzzling down these toxic chemicals? Does it make them horny for the first time? Does it grow pubes? What the CHRIST happened to a regular cup of coffee? That shit's just nasty and we all know it's just gamer cum anyway.
He then takes another huge can of that liquid shit and guzzles it down, burping silently every 20 seconds. It smelled like turpentine and sweet, sweet cat urine for the next half hour. I was standing there, holding onto the grasp suspended from the metal pole, struggling to keep my balance and not keel over at the horrible stench.
I couldn't help thinking, why the fuck are so many people guzzling down these toxic chemicals? Does it make them horny for the first time? Does it grow pubes? What the CHRIST happened to a regular cup of coffee? That shit's just nasty and we all know it's just gamer cum anyway.
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but then they changed it to feral shit,
its an upper, can be addictive, percs u up, eat a tablespoon of coffee and presto :)
some are okay, v energy drink has som nice flavours, but all of em can give u a heart attack
plus: sugar free means they use fenellalanine which causes heart attacks aswell :) so either way >.< (may be spelt different)