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Almost every day when I wake up, I have an erection that doesn't go away for at least 30 minutes. I'm not at all concerned about this, but I was just wondering if this is the case with most males.
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Teenygirl
I'll put it down for you ;)
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So cum on and put this one down!
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@: jean
i think she's gonna use a tranquilizer rifle.
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This happends to my boyfriend (19) pretty much every morning, so we always start the morning with sex. Its pretty nice, nothing better to wake up to ^_^
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Yes this is very normal. Men have more than 6 erections a night during REM sleep. You probably wake up in the middle of this sleep stage.
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I am 60 years old and I still wake up with woodies in the am! I even still get zits!
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omg. i lold
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lmao 2 above. And ya my brother always has them and he has no shame,just walks around with it
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good reason to have a masturbation session
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Morning glory.
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EllieGoulding
PMSL!
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Ahhh, morning sex is the best. Wish I was your lucky lady ;)
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ya dude, it happens to me pretty much every morning; sometime have to stand on my head to take a pee! lol just kidding but no seriously it is normal and every guy has it happen.
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Ahahahaaha , girls are lucky that they don't have to deal with thaat stuff :D . Lmfao , but I think it's normal because I sit next to a guy in my class and he has a erection every morning . And he even told me about it like if it's normal to get an erection every morning . But I have no idea why he asked me that , lmfao :D .
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Normal or not, a he'll of a way to jumpstart. Your day! Enjoy that boner!
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nakedtime10
I'm 44years of age and I still wake up with an erection it's normal.
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Yea, happens to me all the time. And as previously said, great reason to jack off ;D
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Is it extremely normal. Learn to love it!
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I have them every morning. I jack off in the shower sometimes & that releases some great jizz pressure. Don't be ashamed. It's normal!
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I just woke up, ive got a hard on haha
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.. this is hot.
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Morning wood haha. A guys hormones are the wildest in the mornings
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Haha ya that's why they call it morning wood dude... And if u wanna get rid of it fast... Wake up, jack off, and give it about 5 mins it will go away
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Brandon4579
It happens ALL the time
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sophie21396
Turns me on like hell!
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yup it's normal & if it stops happening then you should worry.
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chewitthewitt99
It's your bodys way of checking Mr wood is ok. I don't get them as much as I used to. And I'm still in my teens.
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satanwannababy
He wants you.
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wow man, you seriously never heard of morning wood?
they are kinda annoying when your trying to take your morning piss!
don't want to poke an eye out :P
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Yes it's normal because I am a 21 year old male and I get erection almost every morning. It gets so hard that I have to jerk off laying on my bed before I get up every morning.
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Ahh yes, probably the best thing to wake up to in the morning.
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darmin
Um...bluejeans666...uh....hm......
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irishlemon
I agree with teenygirl!!! I will totally help u with tht! nothing better than a hot morning of sex withan awsome bonner! Yummmm
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irishlemon
And some picz!!!
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guitarplayer32
It's normal I get them 3to4 times a week
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The first thing I do when that happens, Its to grab it and jack off like satan on steroids.
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This happens to me like every morning. It's due to high levels of testosterone in the morning. Girls also get high testosterone and other hormones during the morning, but obviously they cant get boners, so.....
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uhmm girls dont have hightestosterone in the morning... lol its called estrogen.

its fashoo normal haha my bf gets them and texts me "Goodmorning baby im hard for you" hahahah and when i sleepover at his house i help him out ;) i think thats hot lol even if its cuz u havta piss
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okay, so erection means boner..
PFFAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

getting a boner EVERY mornng seems purdy hard ?
since imma girl, and i dont get boners, buut...yeeeep.

hahahahaha.

C:
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fodd64
Morning wood :] mate we all get it
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usually it's when you stop seeing those that you might wanna get worried!!!
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I found this out with my boyfriend. He slept over my house and randomly started laughing. I asked him why and he said he keeps getting erections in the morning. I'm sone lucky girl.
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Even happens with infants. Perfectly normal
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Wow! Is it only me or did bluejeans666 say his sister lifts up her nightshirt and flash her pussy at him to get an erection? There are so many things wrong there! Gosh.
And no-one commented on that comment? Really?
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Haha ya I noticed
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Wow i wish I was a guy. Having an erection sounds like fun. Yummy yummy mmmmmmm.......oh ya babe..... Give it to me.....(hump hump)......yeahhhhh
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spunklove26
ummmmmm . . .
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me2free
Ya man it is normal just look at your wife's pussy and Jack off it works feels great and it is fun
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Hobo888
Setting up Fort Morningwood is complely normal.
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Fap.
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Oh you're a freak!
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Itz normal...
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Morning wood lol
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whoosaiidthat
Morning wood prevents u from wetting the bed in the middle of the night. Nothing to b ashamed of. Every male gets it. Ever notice when u wake up with morning Wood n when u go pee it's still hard but slightly softer? That's bc u finally released the pee the erection tissue has been holding back thru the night
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straightedge166
Morning wood dah!
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It's the best time to do the dirty :))))
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Yeah that comment kind of threw me off too Viper... But yeah, it's normal. You should be more concerned if it's NOT harder than a rock in the morning...
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It's called a BEMHO basic early mornig hard on. Totally normal
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devestation
hmm thats weird it never happens to me and im a boy so thats something to ponder about for me i wonder if that is un healthy i have never woke up my whole entire life with an erection thats weird
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NORMAL!!!! and love it!!!! morning wood, morning glory. oh the joy it is to wake up with a surprise! 2 bad u cant get up till ur down or quikly hop in the shower!
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Totally normal
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Yaa
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darmin
Yup. Same here
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what is your address? :)))
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Take care of morning wood in the shower.
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Dude... Bluejeans666... Dude... I can understand if you have a morning hard, but don't use it to f*** your sister... And yes, I wake up with the flag at fort morning wood waving VERY high. I just ignore it and it goes away in a few minutes.
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Budthewise
You must be young, this will happen less with age but will happen periodically. It is your body's way of checking yourself out when you sleep, or so I have been told in school. The sad thing is that when you get older, you will be harder when you are sleeping than when you are awake.
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funny hehehe
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It's perfectly bnormal. I suppose you're not old? Enjoy the feeling.
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sandiego1234
yes it's very normal, i get that too but it goes away after like 4 minutes
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S0ulman2
Happens to me all the time. I wake up. Say that it's having a nice day then.... I jack off. But sometimes I get interrupted because me and my friend have to go to market to go sell vegetables
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Keita
You'll go retarted if you keep on jacking off so much, we always get the bad spot at the market....
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IKR i hate this when it happens to me :/
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It's the case with me. It's totally normal.
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put some tape on it LOL
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bluejeans666 has an unpopular comment.

And the story-creator may or may not have an erection right now.
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Oh no NEVER, what kind of sick FREAK are you? You mean you WAKE UP with a HARDON? A HARDON??? I would suggest a gigantic dose of Catholicism, into the big artery in your left arm... The devil has you, you must fight it with your faith.

Hehehe... Man... I can't get back to sleep most mornings, damn thing jabs into my thigh and it gets all bent up when I try and roll over...
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i get them every morning and enjoy it
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Can I hop on and take it for a ride? ;) lol
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It just means that you got abducted by aliens and probed while you slept. The aliens will keep coming back every night because they think you like it.
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can i eat your butthole?
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That's the most normal thing in the world, I'm surprised you had never heard of morning wood.

They say that you get a boner during REM sleep, which is when you dream, which happens mostly right before you wake up.
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Morning boners are part of every mans life.
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u know u want it
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as long as its not erections whilst dreaming about boys
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it happens to my dog too
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zii
what are you 12?
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THIS PROBABLY HAS THE HIGHEST RATING FOR NORMAL< AND FOR GOOD CAUSE.

Yes, typically a male has higher-than-average levels of testosterone when waking up, causing an erection.

Faggots have estrogen flowing through their system, so they do not have erections. Actually, they begin to grow vaginas in the morning.

But straight men (the normal ones) often (not always, but often) have a massive erection upon waking. I recall several times waking up when I had a hot girl and all I wanted to do was fuck. So I did and she liked it. But since you can't validate this, you'll probably call it BS but at least you get the point.

YES IT IS NORMAL.
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bluejeans666
very normal and my sis always laugh. if it isn't there sometimes they'll just pull up their nightshirt and flash their pussy - always works !!!!
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"...very normal and my sis always laugh. if it isn't there sometimes they'll just pull up their nightshirt and flash their pussy - always works !!!!"

Wow, that's an interesting revelation right there. Does she then lock you up in a cage and yell "You will never get this, you will never get this!"
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MYSTERIOUSGUY
youre not normal but its normal i have everyday
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Wow. Way to make a fool of yourself, incestuous freak.

I'm not discrimitive about many people but you are just disgusting

And why would you sister flash her pussy to you?
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