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MY BT'S

Ok here goes I am a 35 yr old male in pretty good health minus the case a beer a night and the fire herb..I love spicy food..chinese ordered xxxxxhott, hot wings..The next morning after mucho indulgence on the fiery fun I find myself on the "pot" or Porcelin pony if you will..There is a bar in front of me that was used to help my dad to get in the shower but now he is in a nursing home and I have been using the bar religiously to hold on to while i push fiery feces out of my hot red anus...I almost stroked out twice...Anyways when i finish I wipe the best i can then lean to the right where the sink is and i grab a wad of tp and run it under cold water and then cram it up my crack..It feels cool and i am at peace with myself..I call it my butt tampon. Just wondering if i am wierd or are there fellow BT Cruisers out there..Comment please
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Comments (4)
Well I never took a dump before but this made me laugh. haha Butt Tampon.
you should see a doctor
thats awesome. im sorry dude this whole situation must suck for you. i would seek out some help or change the diet a bit less beer more weed you know
Peptobismal man. Works wonders.