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My cat bites my nipples.
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Whenever I sit down on my bed and try to read a book, my cat jumps on me and bites me as hard as she possibly can, while yowling and growling extremely loudly. She also kneads me with her claws out as she does this. It causes me a great deal of pain, and I literally have to pry her jaws open with my fingers in order for her to let go... but if I'm not quick enough, she'll just go right back! This is a ritual that happens every night, just about.

Lately she's moved from my arms and my neck... to my nipples. And it feels strangely good for some reason, despite the pain, but I still kick her off because it feels too weird to just let your cat bite your nipples like that.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (11)
StupidKidd95 (28774)
2009-09-25 04:02:04
Ughhh. hahaha. cat fetish. LOL.
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anabolic19 (25748)
2009-09-25 06:08:12
feels strangley nice? are you a girl or boy? and maybe next time she does it try to disiplin her like flick her nose i know it works on dogs but its bownt to work on cats aswell
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No1isnormal (28352)
2009-09-25 09:23:20
I think people like to make up stories and see what others will say. Who lets ANYTHING or ANYONE bite them like that at ANY time especially on a daily basis.
Stop making things up and go write in your journal
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cookiegirl (27489)
2009-09-25 15:53:56
does she like massage you with her paws? cause all cats do that, they have like this oral fixation since that the movement they do when they lactate, my cat "massages" my belly, my arms but specially my doggy shaped pillow (so cute, she thinks its her mom) and usually nibbles on things like my fingers, my toes, pencils, acrylic nails... so yeah cats are weird, and they do stuff like that but if you rub them while theyre doing it they stop... srsly, well most of the time, maybe it takes their cat minds off of it? just try to rub her instead of pushing her away, shell get comfty and fall asleep... well then again all cats are different, but hey she might
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PoisonFlowers (28309)
2009-09-25 16:05:57
And your cat get to your nipples how...?
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Cr1st0f0r1 (27843)
2009-09-25 18:29:27
I don't blame your cat. I would probably bite your nipples, too. Regardless if you're a boy, or a girl.
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lostinspace (28959)
2009-09-25 19:10:41
You are perfectly normal and so is your cat. It is just a common phenomenon know as catnip.
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FlyingSheilds (28958)
2009-09-25 21:50:01
There's dogs that are physiologists for dogs...

Maybe there are some for cats...although, cats are more antisocial.

Nice joke lol
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notwhoyouthinkitis (22314)
2009-09-26 04:23:08
It's not like I let her do it, she just runs up and clamps right on (through my shirt) and I have to pry open her jaws and push her off the bed, then she keeps coming back. I've resorted to keeping her shutting her out of the room because she hasn't stopped doing it, so yeah.

I swear to God this is true... and I'm a girl.
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Ollieo (19003)
2009-09-26 07:14:53
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt because cats are pretty weird. Don't let it get aggressive with you. I think you are somehow accepting and encouraging this behaviour.

Shut your bedroom door to keep it out. That'll break this routine. If it gets in send it out. If it jumps up toward you shove it away, and send it on its way. No hurting the cat. Just deny access to you.

Growling, hissing, biting, clawing - not acceptable. If it doesn't get the message and change, talk to a vet. Something may be going on for the cat, but it doesn't mean you need to put up with it.
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hotchickie81 (24721)
2009-09-27 18:34:48
Ouch!!
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