My dog licks my pussy.

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i was intrigued with the idea and thought i should try it out before i could post my opinion.it was quite pleasurable but ive been banned from my pet shop for life.

hmm...jolly good show !

I dare you to do it with my Pit Bull.....

I tried putting whipped cream on my penis and letting my dog lick it off but appearently she thought it's sick too because she just look on me with that "what-the-fuck-look"

I hope she's refering to her cat as her pussy.

who's a good dog.

But...dogs lick their asses, often. Just so you know.

I'd never ever openly admit it.
but ive let me dog lick me out before.
im an attractive female and its not like i dont "get any" but one day when i was lying in bed in my short short, my dog started sniffing that area
and for some strange reason, i took them off and let my dog at it
i was so shocked at the fact that i had to push my dog away from downstairs,she just kept going at it; she enjoyed it.
it was a really pleasurable experience, she was going at it so hard and deeeep and it just felt so good.
afterwards i had the worlds longest shower. LOL
im not attracted to my dog or anything, i find that disgusting. Just attracted to the feeling
so ur not alone, although i must say, it dont think its normal at all.

There alot of tongues in this world ! why would u go to the DOG ! :D

thats hot. i'll be your dog, I follow instructions too!!

Just make sure that you clean up before anyone else, like your boyfriend, goes down there. The smell of Alpo may scare him a bit.

That's crazy. I mean, I have no doubt that it feels great because dogs have long tongues. But I love my dog so much and rely on her for comfort that I could never go through with it. I would feel so low about myself if I ever resorted to allowing a canine to eat me out. It's practically incest because I view my dog as being part of the family!
I don't think I could come to a dog licking me either. I wouldn't be able to relax like that knowing that a DOG was licking my vagina.

how the hell did this get passed the mods??!?!?!

what if it bites your.... ouch!!!

My dog licked my pussy once. It was weird I was changing and she jumped up on my bed and started licking it. It felt good. I know it's wrong but people do wrong things all the time so oh well.

i want to eat a girl out iv never done it and i want to try it i would eat it like a dog go deep swirl my tongue

I had a puppy do that to me when I was 14. It is one thing (perhaps the only thing) that I probably wouldn't tell anybody, ever. But I don't believe that it is something wrong to do. And it felt DAMN good, may I add. I hate people who talk as if you are abusing the dog by doing this. If the dog didn't want to, it wouldn't lick your pussy. It's not the same thing as fucking a dog. And it is not even something sexual for the dog. Mine was a puppy and was not even old enough to have sex, but he loved the smell and taste. He tried to lick me in the first place and i let him. They don't see it as something sexual and they're not psychologically affected by licking human pussy. Some dogs even eat their own shit, come on, how would they be psychologically affected by tasting human vaginal discharge?

by looking at these comments it seems like a part of normal day life. go on the Maury show

As an evolutionary biologist, I would like to tell you that on a biological level, your behavior is quite normal. Most people would be shocked at the kinds of activities that are considered completely normal for human beings. Because something is considered taboo by the societal norms of our culture does not mean it is "wrong" on a fundamentally biological level. People are conditioned to think something is write or wrong according to their culture. Also, there is no danger in what you are doing. You're not going to catch anything from the dog. If you can live with the possible emotional baggage that might come with regularly engaging in a behavior that your culture considers taboo, then you'll be fine.

i personal think that you can get pleasure from your dog licking your twat. I think that if you find it pleasurable then let the pooch keep licking it until you cum for him.

Dogs have stronger senses of smell and they are attracted to females giving off the scent of fertility. (notice they won't do this to old ladies) He's just doing what comes natural to him

Helo, i must say i have dont it once or twice myself. But i hate it when i think about it. I have never EVER told anyone i have. The first time i was laying on my bed arfter i had just had a bath, my dog sniffed my crouch and then started to lick. At first i pushed him away but he keept coming back, hes only licked me 3 timess cause i would rather my boyfriend do it to me...

my dog loves licking me. all i do is rub his paw on my c**t for a minute and then he licks away :) it feels amazing. then he tries to hump me..

lol@ the person who said imagine how ur dog feels its not like ur forcing ur dog to do something painful i just read one about this guy fuckinghis cat up the ass now THAT is wrong. because hes hurting it.

theres nothing wrong with you

I don't see anything wrong with it. Make sure your dog isn't a turd eater and doesn't drink from the toilet, though.
You can't catch an STD from a dog (whoever said that is ignorant), but there is staph, e coli, and other nasty stuff around.
Also, I'm sure your dog loves it. It's hard to make a dog do something he don't like.

I use to let the dog lick my pussy, but i felt totally guilty after... It was realy gud and all. I dont do it anymore, but i would say its totally normal, as long as you dont hurt or harm ureself...

Have fun girl! hehehe

Listen hun, I'm not here to judge, it's just that the idea of your pet carrying over a gazillion bacteria on its tongue and then playing around with your coochie isn't very sanitary. I'm sure you do not want to contract a weird venerial disease and have to explain that to the doctor... Think about it.

I'm not judging your actions or anything, but i look at dogs as a part of my life and i wouldnt let it lick my cock, so try getting a guy who enjoys giving you pleasure, cuz if i had a girl who let a dog lick her clit, she would NEVER feel my tongue or cock down there, but i don't have to worry, my gf's allergic to dog hair.. :P

i recon if you like it carry on its normall to you, before my dog got a booner and started humping me i had my clothes on and i pushed him away because i didn't like it it felt rong i would rather a man (: but if you like it

NO! NO GOD NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO!!! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!
~The Office, Michael Scott (Steve Carrel)

Pretty weird

im sorry but i do it and its great i love it

hey girl ..i always let my dog do this. it feels absolutely brilliant! do want you want.experiment all you like, as long as your not hurting the dog or you.
i have been doin it for years and ive never had anything wronng with it.
i let him lick it till he goes crazy and then ill go crazy, he makes me soo wet :) he licks and sniffs around, feels soooo good. good on you girl

Ok, if you think "DOG LICKING YOU OUT" ok tbh that sounds really weird but if you think "throbbing sensation orgasm from long tongue" doesn't sound so bad.. i think if i hung about the fact that it's a dog and could be considered 'bestiality' then i wouldn't but if i just thought about the feeling i could totally go through with it.. it even sounds kinda hot.

For girls it's different even if the dog bites you, it will heal, for us guys if the dog bites of our dick there's no other one growing back. Anyway.. I would love love to lick your pussy lol. I even have a fetish thats close to something like that, like if I would be panties for a day, so I could be down there :) haha..

Um, I think they refer to that as beastiality. I am sure you can find all the pictures you want of such things on the web. Although I find it repulsive to each his own.

I am soooo intrigued and turned on by the thought. Just watching a women getting licked would be a huge turn on. I say enjoy it while you can! Got any pics? ;)

So just for kicks...after you poop do u use him for toilet paper you nasty as hell lmao

Mans best friend....

Mmm! I have downloaded videos of dogs licking girls pussies and arses, and I find it a big turn on!

To the girl in question: You enjoy it and your dog must enjoy it (must be the taste) so carry on with it and maybe film yourself being licked and send it to a porn site for folk to enjoy and make some money!

Maybe the reason many of girls are opting for our faithful companions is because once we get intimate with a guy, you treat us like shit and take off afterward. AKA: one night stand!!!

... Just. No. No. No. Just, oh.... dear God.

xx -_-

get a vibrator or a man thats not safe.

I'm a girl and i love being licked out by my dogs , whoever say that it's abuse can go f*ck themselves seriously. My dogs will lick me out for about an hour and a half a day/night and longer when it's just me home with them, it's like the greatest feeling you will ever have.

Is that even legal?!

alright so i went through all the comments and apparently tons of people do this.
HOW DISGUSTING.
ive had dogs all my life and I see them as my kids.
I would never, ever let them around my cooch.

Honey don't worry about normal or not. Worry about what feels right to you, and those involved. If you worry about what everyone else thinks, your life won't be your own. A word of advice though, if you do continue on with this, i'd keep it quiet. There are lots of people who do, thousands upon thousands world wide (myself for one), and i can tell you it's normal for me. Wait. Wait until you are older. 13 is awful young. You should wait until you are a little more mature before engaging in sexual activities, animal or human.

In my opinion, it's okay for me and my mates to see a girl with a dog, in fact that's a turn on...

but to see a guy and a dog (regardless of dog gender) is just nasty...

I'm a male and I'd dump her ass if I found out she did that. What a sicko. I don't care how hot you are or how long we been together it's bye bye!

wow beastality much

People, People, PEOPLE! Good gosh, please don’t get confused about the dog’s tongue. The scientific experiment that was done with results stating that a dog’s tongue is cleaner than a humans’ was done as a control rating. This is all based on relatively simple facts. What the experiment showed was: “If a human went for weeks or months with out brushing his teeth or doing any form of dental hygiene then his mouth would have extreme amounts of germs (He might get sick). However, if a dog did the same thing he would be just fine because his mouth contains a good enzyme to bacteria ratio etc. to keep him normalized. Plus dogs clean their teeth by eating bits of grass, tree bark etc. (a semi-brush)”. Now, with that said, in the same experiment: ‘If the human brushed his teeth at least twice per day as is the norm for humans then his mouth would be many times cleaner than the dog that used the grass, tree bark as a semi-brush. Added to this, dogs do drink from the toilet, eat poop, lick ass etc. which makes their mouth even more filthy than not brushing.

So you see, if you look at the experiment and tried to understand it better you would realize; 1) Dogs can stay healthy with out brushing as we humans do 2) A human who does no dental hygiene at all (does not brush) has a more filthy mouth than a dog because we don’t have the correct enzyme to bacteria ratio 3) A human who brushes regularly has a much cleaner mouth than a dog (the dog does not have hands and fingers to regularly bush its teeth on its own). Phew, I hope that is clear enough for you to understand.
When you here people say a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s they are only speaking about it relatively. This was my second post on this topic. But seriously, Living vibrators (LV’s) do come in all sizes obviously but you should stop it. Sex with an animal is something a confused adolescent would think about or sometimes do. However, in case of grown assed, supposedly responsible adults!!! Bestiality is not to be expected or legal. Hell. The fact that they have a word for it tells you how long this type of crap has been happening. People use to get shot for screwing another mans farm animals. Look it up.

Lastly let me say this, it is a slippery slope you are on. Next thing you know people will be fighting for the right to legally marry whatever animal. Krud, people already have the right to put their pets in their will so they can get what ever after they die. And, by the way, you are helping to create interspecies super bugs. Some day, there may be a bacteria or virus that mutated from you freaking people and your bestiality. There may be no cure and it may spread very easily after a few more mutations. Then the whole world will be screwed just a little bit more. Pleas stop before you kill us all. Bestiality is not harmless; you may be helping to kill us all with your selfishness.

I hope he bites it

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU, THAT YOU CAN'T FIND SOME GUY TO LICK YOU PUSSY?

what the real problme with this guys ?

just enjoy sweety
i believe that you got a lucky dog by the way

yes i gave my vote to you .. it's tottaly normal, great and i really like it :P

Okay whoever thinks that dog's mouths are cleaner than humans are retards. Read the news about dog attacks - the first hurdle after is infection because dog's mouth carry a wide variety of bacteria. We too carry bacteria, but nothing like canines. It's all part of their evolutionary behaviour - canine predators carry bacteria to help assist in bringing down prey as a pack, so even if the target gets away, it will quickly be fatigued by infection, allowing the pack to track it down and eat it.

If you think that this is natural and perfectly normal, you are mistaken. This is just another way in which humans have inevitably raped an innocent animal and you should all be ashamed. This is only acceptable because of perverts who get off on the fact that a woman is pleasuring herself with an innocent animal, and boyfriendless-trollops who can't find a real man so lure their dogs to their crusty vaginas because they're attracted to the scent and trust you.

It would be exactly like giving a baby your dick to suck on instead of your finger - they're innocent and are driven by instinct to suckle, and it's up to the owner to take responsibility and not succumb to exploiting them. But a vibrator and stop being so immature. We're supposed to be above the animals, and yet time and again people like you go only to show how little we've come from that microbial slug as bacterial. NOT NORMAL!

thats amazing!!!! i would love to watch some time ;)

Thank you! Now my breakfast is on the floor in front of me!

a dog is a man best friend.i find this funny like u step down on animals cuz u cant get any guys to do it or women.bu hey! be my guess whateva makes u happy

I love girls who are so open minded to the idea. I think its incredibly hot watching females with dogs. I think there are a number of reasons why people enjoy it. Some like it for darker reason of domination over the female. In my case I view the animal as a sex toy. I don't enjoy looking at human males mating I think at some subconscious level I process it as a threat or a rival. Therefor watching females mate with animals doesn't trigger that, since dogs or whatever is not competition.

WOW, EXACTLY like me, if you give me ur contact or email we could talk?

You people are sick. You need psychological help. Or a shot to the back of the head. I'll be the first to volunteer

Ok I don't care how clean my dogs tongue can be or wutever I would never let him lick my croch that's disgusting and I'm not even religious I just feel that the poor dogs are like my kids they're family that's not normal u need mental help and so does everyone who agrees with this it's insest and rape cuz this is like having sex with a baby!! I have a boyfriend that duz an amazing job at eatin me out and if he's not around to do it for me I can pleasure my self u should try finding Ur self a man that knows wut he's doing wen he goes down on you and go to the sex store and get Ur self a vibrator and sum toys or something but letting someone that's part of Ur family do that to u is just wrong. Look at this way... A guy marries his cousin and they're both ok with it because they have feelings for each other but y duz everyone else see it Wong? Bcuz it's his freakin cousin! Its incest it's like letting Ur brother eat u out when u let Ur dog eat u out ugh! :p plus u should take care of vajayjay so that wen u get a real man to do it for u he won't be disgusted... If there's "men" in here who think this is right Ur not real men

hi im charlotte michelle from rubery my mother has 4 dogs and ive recently decided that when she goes out to let 1 of them lick my pussy just to se what it feels like and..... arrr maa garrdddd i canot get enuf if u havnt tried it u must

o: well dogs mouth are cleaner then that of a man's or a girls---my wife let our dog lick her p**sy and it was f*cking hot i didn't think id like that sort of thing -- when she Creamed her pants it was a big f*cking turn on jeeeeeez hell im gonna love this big ass mess and the dog licked it all up---guys u should really try this i didnt think i would but Dam IT IS F**KING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um..... Not normal

I wonder why you don't have a boyfriend to do it for you... Wait I know why. Cuz that's not sexy at all!!!!!! If any guy reads this story and thinks that's hot they are freaking insane!!!!!! You need to get a life.

But wounldnt there be a chance of the c**t being bitten by the dog and u could hurt yourself!

It's sad and pathetic, get a human to do it instead of an animal.

if i let my friends dog lick me , every time i am around is the dog going to try to do it? will the owners know? how do i start ?

Its not socially normal. No, not at all. Listen to my keyword here. Social. However, if you want to follow your "animalistic" urges for instant gratification and at your sexual whim with no thought of remorse under the premise of "well it just feels so good" and that your pets (that have no cognizant idea or clue) are readily available as an instrument for your own sexual manipulation, then expect negative comments there.

biologically, animal hybrid offspring have a short lifespan, lower immunity


my own opinon overall


why dont you get a fcuking guy to do it damn you cant get a guy or what

umm no...i think thts retarded...andd uu shouldnt be doin tht to uur pet....animal cruelty people...lol whn he bite uu dont fuckin be mad at him...

hey what ever turns you on,go for it,just one question when your dog is licking you do you get off?

The 'yes' button for Is it Normal? was greyed out...

ohhh i did it before best feeling you could ever want:)

this is true
there was 5 of us in our living room one night me, my wife and 3 friends and we all were drinking and having a laugh.
my wife had drunk quite a lot of booze and got quite drunk we all knew this because she could barely walk and was slurring badly and we took advantage of the situation by chatting to her about sex and sexual things and i even dared her to bare her breasts which she did and got our friends a little hot under the collar.
after a while she slouched back on the sofa and lifted her leg up giving everyone a quick show of her panties and it was then that our dog came sniffing around her and put his nose right up her skirt and started sniffing her crotch.
by now she was realy drunk and made no attempt to stop him so i bravely lifted her skirt up to her waist so we could all watch what he was doing and he started to lick between her legs over her panties , it was then that one of our friends suggested to let him lick her properly and as she was almost passed out she didnt resist when i removed her panties and opened her legs.
my heart was racing as i looked up and saw all 3 of them starring at her now exposed pussy but i never dreamed i would do what i did next.
our dog was pushed back over to her and yes he started to sniff her pussy and i leaned over in front of everybody and stretched her pussy open and yes he licked every part inside her pussy as we all sat watching.
after a few minutes he seemed to loose interest but we left my wife in that position for about 10 minutes before she went to bed.
belive me this is very true..

I thought I was the only one, or one of the few, engaging in such behavior with canines.

I'm a guy. I have a bitch terrier... schnauzer/silky mix.

I usually masturbate into toilet paper. I usually toss it off the bed. My dog, for whatever reason, loves to eat my jizz -- there's been no actual sexual contact, but be that as it may, she runs to get those jizz-filled tissues. When she's finished, the spunk (i think) is gone and the remaining TP is shredded.

If she is alerted to the process, she'll sit there, ears cocked, and stare at the masturbation while I'm doing it.

I feel weird about it but part of me wants to say "Good girl!" or "You my bitch!" LOL

As for why dogs do it... who knows? I have some ideas:

1) Dogs generally aim to please us. In your case, your dog might be simply trying to please you, to make you happy. I doubt it's sexual, at least to the dog.

2) Yoyr dog might like the smell of your cooch. My dog also likes to lick my feet... she probably likes the smell. Why she eats my spunk I'm not sure, but maybe she's attracted to the scent.

3) In my case... I am the alpha male. Maybe she eats the stuff to compete with the other female in my house -- my roommate. Maybe my dog is thinking, "He and his jizz are mine!"

Anyway, it's comforting to know that others have experienced sexual (or related) issues with their dogs.

hm im a male i like it. i like licking girls vaginas and i have let my dog lick my cock as well it felt good but it trys to bite it off haha wich is kinda painful... i support you all and i dont fornce my dog to do it..

Well, to some people it sounds "weird, gross, sick, messed up..." It's not.. >.< The dog's have some attraction to the juices.

anyone into animal sex, you're sick!

You people are why there is AIDS, because some dump white fucker was horny and fucked an ape. How sick are you!?! You should tell your man you like your dog licking your pussy and see how he feels about it. Oh that's right you probably don't have one. Yuk!

Wow. Just wow.

when i got out of the shower one night i was laying on my bed, my dog jumped on my bed staring at my stuff and she started licking it, i thought it was crazy but i let it go on.......after about 5 mins it was very red, sore, hurting, and she pinched it alot of times so i guess if u cant get some then go for and animal i guess wow that sounds weird but who cares its your own fault if your package gets messed up by an animal

I have let my dog do that to lol(:

Geez. Guess you guys haven’t heard? Unstable and dysfunctional are the new normal. Actually, it’s not so new, kinda been that way since the ’90’s or so. But that shit is still messed up! I use to tell my co-workers about this. It’s the reason why some of these ladies are so emotional and affectionate with/about their dogs. To the point where you see them tongue kiss their dogs.

At some point these ladies (that take their dogs everywhere and act all crazy about it) do have sex with their dogs to. Nobody gets that attached with just a mere pet. So, back in early 2003 I coined the phrase LIVING VIBRATOR! Or just LV, i.e. she has an LV. Think about it. She never has to hide it like an actual vibrator and it’s warm to the touch and all that stuff. She just has to make sure she doesn’t get caught and as a plus she never need batteries, lol. This is some messed up stuff and I told some of the guys don’t mess with girls who have these little dogs (unless they are prepared for it). It turns out I was wrong, doesn’t matter what size dog they have. I just told them not to be shocked if some day they find out that she does it with the little chiwawa or whatever.

Well you guys have confirmed my theory and stories even more. The world is a strange place. We are going to hell in a hand basket.

No it is NOT normal. Those who think this is normal are sick and need help. Seriously why would you even let an animal do that, this is what we call an abuse. You're abusing an animal to do something that's out of human norm. I personally think you guys are pathetic and demented, you don't have a boyfriend to eat your pussy and in desperation you guys willing to go for such extreme measure as to letting an animal lick your genitalia. Horny bitches.

ya its fine i do it and dident make him

YOU GUYS ARE GROSS! AND WHOEVER SUPPORTS YOU IS GROSS! (TAKE NOTE THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL SUPPORT!) YOU'RE DISGUSTING. MAN WITH ANIMAL. OH, GOD DID NOT INTEND FOR THAT....NASTY MAN...

This is hot, if only I could get my hooch to do the same thing ;)

your a good trainer you know that?.. ^^, everybody is reacting..

let me tell you something.. that's great enjoy it!

but did that dog loves your wet pussy??

or he/she just imagining that is wound.. keeps licking it b'coz he/she is trying to cure it before flies touch it came from the dog poop... don't tell it to your boyfriend.. he loves oral sex..

ama guy gotta say makeing me horny when i hear of a girl doing it i do find it kinda sad what men not good enuff for you know x.x

Let me see here. You want my opinion but not if it calls you a sinner. You want "support" and not hate.

Kinda defeats the purpose of asking others honest opinions if you will not allow certain people to opine.

It's sick sweety. Sexual contact with animals is just that....sick. Just because there are those here who do it too, does not make it right or "normal". I totally get that you want your pussy licked and there are men out there that will lick you 5 times a day if you'll simply ask.

As for the sin aspect. Just to play devils advocate here, lol, are you really willing to sacrifice your eternal soul for a lick from the dog. Damn!! Just saying. What if the Bible is true? You're screwed and if it's not well you missed out on gettin your snatch licked by a frickin dog!!!

Get a life. (not said with hate, but definitely with disgust, supportive disgust though)

its normal because as yu said "it just feels so good"
Its not immoral or wrong yu just like the "feeling"
im sure it could be a lion licking your pussy and yoid still dot it..
hmm how that for arousal lol

If you Want your Pussy Fucked I will do anything to you.. im 15 With a Big jucie cock.. damn girl you drive me crazzy................

Angela?

yeah thats totally normal i do it 2

that is such a hot story. Did your wife remember wht happened to her with the dog and that you all encoraged it and watched it.

This is fucking animal abuse. You're disgusting. I'm not an angel, but for fucksake, I don't make my dog do my own chore.

i think it is so good to be open to your feelings. if you like doing it and it does not harm anyone then go for it..

normal :)

I wonder at the people here expressing so much disgust and hatred. It seems that so many people live such a small boxed in life that they can't accept or let their minds even explore anything that lies outside of their box.

And the comments on "saving your immortal soul"...OMG! Are you kidding?

I think religion may be the smallest box of all.

My first wife and my dog was a lovers for a long time, she even let him fuched her with my help.
much better then any vibretors

put peanut butter on yer asshole and the dog licks it all off, the dog gets really into it to. and it feels great.sometimes i have to forcefully push my dogs head away, but she runs right back

By the way, I have noticed that dogs show a lot of emotions through humping...for example, excitement and dominance when playing. Does that mean they are rapists? No, it just means that they use that means of expression for lots of things. I don't think they take offense or need to be defended from something that doesn't really bother them. Now if they are being hurt or molested, that is a different story. That is truly cruel as it would be with any living being.

OOO thats ok i guess

Wow, that cat story. I don't think its normal, but if you enjoy it, then keep doing it!

dog saliva is clean at least, but still, this is a sexually sick thing. You've gone down the road of perversion. Beastiality is wrong.

thats so hot

well i have posted multiple comments about this topic with different account names...but here i'm back posting yet another comment for the sake of those poor little puppies that get abused by some sexually deprived women who cruelly use these innocent creatures to experiment with sex, to enjoy them for pleasures...these women have been chained up with frustration and unsatisfied sexuality...it's such a shame to hear about animal abuse in such demeaning manner

Fucking sick whores who have tried this get a fucking life sickos!! how can u abuse ur dog like that!

more power to you make sure your happy if your happy then its okay no matte what shoot me up for "stories or pics"

@ XraawrX
wow thats awesome, totaly want u as a girlfriend

*support...freak

OK for all of those people out there who think the dogs tonge has got bacteriea and all of that have you ever thought of brushing their teeth and tonge with dog friendly toothpaste?

Let's just say it's a really fuckig good thing I don't know how you look cause I'd punch you in the face and take your dog away. What your that ugly you can't get someone like a fucking human to do it I hope you burn in hell and while your burning you have to give head to a gient dog bitch