My farts smell like old rotten boots

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that is cool...

Stop eating old rotten boots and they wont

My boots smell like old rotten Don Imus.

My farts smell like old rotten leather that stil has the cow attached lmfao.

Well change your diet.

Old ROTTEN boots?

Rotted boots?

Why have you bothered to actually smell old, rotted boots?

Do boots really rot? Why did you have a pair of boots so disgusting that they rotted?

Were you wearing them when they were rotted?

yes to all of above lmfao

For me, at any rate -- the "let's share" hour is officially over.

hehehehehehe

eat healthier?

your farts smell like what you eat. my farts smell like my grandma's pussy.

your fucked up

GO TO HELL !!!

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! you make me wanna throw up *throws up*

hide car air fresheners in you back pockets

omfg you sick fuck

Can I take a wiff O-o

What do you suppose everyone else's smell like - strawberry ice-cream? Everyone farts - it's part of your digestion - and if you're worried about making a smell in public you need to tinker around with your diet. Even the Queen of England farts and there's a tale that she once did so at a banquet and Lord X apologised.

You are too bad! You are making fun of the whole matter even though a little comedy is good at times(but not too much and at the expense of someone's embarrassing or frustrating problem).

If you observe that your flatulence carries a certain excessively pungent odour, it could mean one, that you are eating something that is triggering off that particular smell or two, you may have some internal infection that has spread to your bowel area or digestive tract. The human body is a very sensitive bit of creation and sometimes what affects one area , also affects other areas especially if it is a neighboring area.You didn't say whether you were male or female(and I am not saying you should divulge this now) but sometimes, in a female, an STI or STD could cause a bad odour when you past wind.Go see a Doc and if you are female, a gynecologist. You might want to see a urologist or ask a doc to run some tests to see that you are ok, no infections, no ulcers, cysts or germs which may be smelling up.In addition, watch what you eat and take not of the times when this particular smell shows up. all the best and if it bothers you so much, talk to God about it.He cares about what happens to you.Love and best wishes (also a speedy sorting out)

You should be proud of your farts, most peoples farts dont get that good until they are old and are starting to decompose internally.Try farting into a ziplock bag and sending them to all your friends for a laugh.

No. Its bowel cancer. Sorry.

My farts smell like my asshole. How weird is that?

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHA

thats funny as hell.

my farts smell like an ass smoothie but thats because im lactose intolerant. WHATS YOUR EXCUSE MAN?

That's very...specific.

LMAO old rotten boots!? What exactly are you eating? I suggest you change your diet! Just carry a little bottle of sir freshener spray in your pocket so you can discretely spray it when you fart...