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My friend = Munchkin in Wizard of Oz...
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Okay this is really worrying for me so please dont laugh.

My friend is a midget. Seriously, she is tiny - most describe her as miniscule.

She is 16 (and nearly a half) and she is only 5'2, it is scary. What is the world coming to???

I'm almost a year younger and around 5'10, and whenever I see her my knees go knobbly because I cant stop thinking it might be infectious.
I mean people stare at her in the corridors, even point and laugh. She gets asked if she was in the wizard of oz for gods sake!! And this one person called n00b is always ripping jokes outta her...

I think she's sick of everyone lookin down on her!

Is this normal? :S:S:S:S
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Comments (26)
Didge_Daz (5056)
2007-03-20 15:25:46
Shouldent be but sadly it is, most ppl are idiots and thats a proved fact, if youre really her friend stick around and do your job, i dont care if you legs go wobly, if you think its bad for you, imagine what it must be like for her.




Peace jah bless
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INeedToGoWeeWee (6435)
2007-03-20 15:27:37
yes its perfectly normal, infact i suffer from the same thing. I live in a thimble. As for this n00b, it sounds like she/she (lol) is a n0b herself.

Shes FINE!
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INeedToGoWeeWee (6435)
2007-03-20 15:28:04
*n00B LOL
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justincase858 (5372)
2007-03-20 17:29:05
tell her have sex with tall people - always makes ya grow
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smithee (4389)
2007-03-20 17:35:40
@: INeedToGoWeeWee
if you need to go wee wee then just go!
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INeedToGoWeeWee (6435)
2007-03-20 18:40:03
@: smithee
thanks for the advice, i'll bare it in mind (Y)
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roger49 (3711)
2007-03-20 19:50:31
What fucked up world do you live in where 5'2" is considered the height of a midget?
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Jessdikenya (4753)
2007-03-21 01:24:32
Hmmmm.....

You're only 15 and yet you refer to The Wizard Of Oz?

You refer to halls as "corridors"?

You're a liar.

Jess calling them as I see ;'em
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-07 10:51:17
since when is 5 2 short for a teen girl? Are you stupid?
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fuckyoutard (8027)
2007-04-29 19:32:36
Haha what a noob. My foot is 5'2! She is tiny! LOL!
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-09 18:18:50
my gf is 5ft and a quarter... you have to be under 4ft 8 ins to be classed as a midget..
ur gay
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-09 18:19:54
oh yeah...i'm 6ft 4ins and she is 24 years old.. I'm a fcukin stud..
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laxski4life (9250)
2007-07-08 04:33:02
hey smitheeeeee i hope you know ur a fag
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xxCHUBBYBUNNY (10076)
2007-08-18 21:29:04
How is 5'2 short for a 16 year old girl?
I'm 5'4 and I'm almost 18.

Weird.
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InFlictas (10443)
2007-09-13 15:43:32
yeah... and everyone makes fun of her? what r u living in tall-bastard land? xD
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-09-24 00:27:20
If she comes from the Land of the Amazon Women, I guess she is a midget. Otherwise, her height is well within the normal range. Why is it that you chose to focus on her stature when there so much more to her than the distance between the floor and the top of her head?
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mniraml23 (9963)
2007-10-04 14:25:53
Well should I consider you a midget? I'm almost 6 feet tall!

Just becasue you're significanly taller than someone does not make them a dwarf.

She is 5 feet 2 inches not 2 feet tall...
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beatles_steffi (9285)
2008-01-16 08:42:27
she is small.... but not a midget.... is she pretty? you need to be under 4'8" i think. for a 16 yr old she is small; but it's not that uncommon. most men like these women, they make their cocks look huge.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2008-01-16 12:35:40
lol
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imrighturwrong (15501)
2008-08-01 20:11:45
First of all midget is politically incorrect... it's a slang. Besides ur friend is 16.. she may hit a growth spurt with in the next few years. There are many people older than 16 who are 5'2... she's just shorter than average or eveyone around her is above average in height.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-08-01 20:25:40
There is nothing wrong with her small girls are cute especially if they have small tits. You should support and be a proper friend to her
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-08-01 20:36:46
Imagine if you took a shower with her. You could slick her hair back and shed look 14yo
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WarLord (13444)
2008-08-01 21:14:10
@: cabinet70
I agree 100%.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-08-01 22:24:15
@: WarLord
Fuk I just llooked at your pic my stepdaughters BF and you could be twins LOL exactly alike
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WarLord (13444)
2008-08-01 22:32:35
@: cabinet70
Really? Wow!
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XxXGummiXxXBearXxX (17279)
2008-11-01 16:36:13
I know a 15 year old whos only 4'8" I don't think your friend is the midget.
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