My GF loves her dildo more than my d***

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lol u should

well not really...if its a fact its a fact dude, shes not teasing you m8 just stating a fact, its like saying someone dead is in fact...dead..get over it, wimen care more about other things (like shoes) then the size of our knobs.




peace Jah bless

she is certainly making fun of your member by buying a big dong and talking about all the big dongs she has had.Id find a girl who had had only little weiners.

rofl....
first she makes you buy her a new dick.
and then she takes the piss out of yourse by referring to her ex being bigger than you;
sorry man.
but that bitch's got some isssssues.
smack her about a little
that'll help!

you probably have a deformed penis

they are all wrong you just still have a baby dick

you need big kahooners like me!!

she is stargirl

shes bitch or you have a 2 inch. dick. whichever way

What a bitch. I'd buy it for her and choke her with it.

thats a big insult

flikr you suck, so stop fucking around and get back to your man cave.

That fucking sucks you poor bastard

Yeah, she meant to insult you. I'm sorry that it happened, man, but you need to realize that you shouldn't be ashamed about your size.

Using toys together as a couple is fine. I look at toys as tools. A tool, however big and impressive, in the hands of an idiot is just a tool. In the hands of an expert craftsman, however, it can work wonders. Tools/toys are nothing to be jealous of.

That being said, however, I think your girlfriend was a little harsh. I don't know her; so I don't know if it was on purpose or not. If so, you need a new girlfriend. Girls tend to forget that guys worry more about penis size than most women do. Flippant comments like the one she made may seem harmless to her, but hurtful to you. If she knew it would be hurtful, then you need to be done with her. If she didn't mean it in a hurtful manner, then you should recognize that and move on; but talk to her about how it sounded to you.

Then suggest maybe a different toy. Like remote control panties where you could vibrate her to orgasm in public anytime you wanted - without warning to her. That would probably turn her on A LOT, satisfy her, get her all worked up for you and because of you and when you get some time alone, you will reap the benefits of what you've done using that tool.

Or bring her to orgasm any way you want or that she likes, but do so putting nothing inside her that is as large or larger than you. Then insert your penis and go to town. THEN, after you're done, tell her that just because you're done, she isn't and THEN bring out the big toy. Do her with the toy. She gets the sensation of the escalation of items of increasing size inside her, she gets off, you get off and YOU are in control of her big dildo.

Those are just some suggestions. Either get over it and participate or dump her and move on. I guess it all depends on how she really meant her comment.