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I heard that my girlfriend was going to break up with me. I was going to something to teach her a lesson. She loves marshmallows and before told me she was going to break up with me, I offered her some marshmallows. I had 12 left in the bag. She ate all 12 of them. One-half hour later, she told me she was going to break up with me. Then I told her that all 12 marshmallows she ate were rubbed between my ass cheeks before she ate them. She ran out of the house screaming. This taught her a lesson.
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Comments (59)
mm2184 (5042)
2007-05-22 23:47:46
fucking awesome lol
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-05-23 02:47:34
LOL
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brothershamass (380)
2007-05-23 06:09:09
Nice one!
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-23 08:25:36
Thats gay, you should have said you jerked off onto them.
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FoobiPhi (8415)
2007-05-23 16:28:49
@: ChrisUFC
haha...agreed Chris!
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galeni (2821)
2007-05-24 01:42:18
good move man..
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pimpdady (8039)
2007-05-25 00:09:46
fuck yea teach that bich a lesson
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finny (5994)
2007-05-25 20:59:12
u shout have put ur cum inside them
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loveislove (8553)
2007-05-27 06:09:17
immature!
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NEARPERFECT (8480)
2007-05-27 18:50:16
@: loveislove
Would you care for a marshmallow?
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idontknow (8752)
2007-06-08 23:28:19
lol thats funny but nasty
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booog (8797)
2007-06-10 10:18:03
marshmallows
was just added to dont eat list
still that was cool but a little cruel
"a little"
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boy347 (7692)
2007-07-24 02:30:57
haha you rock man
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SRBPRD (10218)
2007-08-27 02:56:44
ahahahaah good work man :P
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InFlictas (10443)
2007-09-27 05:12:42
lol that rocked dude
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hornball26 (10951)
2007-10-03 18:07:12
i might have to try that one! lol thats funny
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OhSoNotNormal (11211)
2007-10-18 17:05:12
hahaha
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OhSoNotNormal (11211)
2007-10-18 17:05:19
lmfao u rock
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DidYouSayPickle (6656)
2007-10-21 17:26:14
Awesome.
I agree,
should of made them "smores"
but eh, you rock!
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freakchimp (11023)
2007-11-03 05:52:07
no wonder she broke up with you, you sound like a cock
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ImaLovrnotaFitr (15159)
2008-07-28 11:17:41
Haha ok this story made me laugh
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qazwsx (15565)
2008-08-05 08:37:24
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Demite (15576)
2008-08-05 18:21:46
HAHAHA!
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jesus (8013)
2008-08-10 06:30:18
jesus doesn't approve thats what i did when i made u with your mum
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Beaver_bonk123 (15962)
2008-08-26 15:31:31
u shoud of wiped ur ass with them, save paper
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lilderek (15344)
2008-09-06 23:07:46
lol awesome. chocolate marshmallows!!!
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paigeakers (16310)
2008-09-15 13:45:06
that was really mean..
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Sammy3 (16404)
2008-09-20 18:12:24
Wait. Is it possible to eat 12 at a time? Wouldnt they like blow up in your stomich or something. Expand perhaps?
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dickbandit (16493)
2008-09-25 03:15:59
ok who ever was the fucken idiot who posted the long post is a fucken immature ass whipe licking butt hole sucking faggot and second of all good post. i laughed so hard my stomach hurt thanks for the good laugh bro
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dickbandit (16493)
2008-09-25 03:18:40
ya deff should of whiped your ass with one and said it was just choclate.
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NawtyHubbie (16760)
2008-10-07 21:55:45
I had a friend who did that with a burrito once. She got bitchy with him and sent him to taco bell one night really late, so he responded by rubbing the burrito all over his balls before giving it to her to eat. Not something I'd do, but hilarious anyways! He was going to break up with her soon if things didn't change, and that was the beginning of the end.
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dayummalessa (16770)
2008-10-08 13:35:10
thatts hillariouuus i love how ur mind workksss :]
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esreverlogic (9945)
2008-11-05 18:36:56
When I break up with girls I act like I am proposing, then I don't say "Will you marry me", then I walk away, and inside the little black box with a bow on it, a note reads "Were through." Then a broad spectrum of e-mails and letters appear in both my virtual and actual mailboxes, including death threats and hate mail, but it was TOTALLY worth the laugh.
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splintz2008 (17551)
2008-11-11 10:07:27
lol that was funny blud tell a next agian some time i got to read it
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Gerald (17639)
2008-11-13 02:16:50
you should have made smores with exlax.
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daydream (18196)
2008-12-08 18:40:46
Lol 4sure heheheheh(^__^)

But very doubtful if that action was taken against the marshmallows I mean seriously unless his booty was super clean she would have noticed!!!!
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luccal123 (19334)
2009-01-11 13:17:02
hahahahahahahaa nice man
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euphoria (19478)
2009-01-18 04:11:38
LMFAO. Frigging cruel, but still, funny.
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systorytellers (19570)
2009-01-22 12:17:31
i feel bad for the marshmallows
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ladiesman7 (19892)
2009-01-31 22:17:57
lmao nice
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Ritsudono (20127)
2009-02-11 07:17:44
Lol! That was so retarded yet very slick at the same time and very funny too.
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digitalnasty (20586)
2009-02-27 11:59:30
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
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Alicekayy (21166)
2009-03-30 22:34:43
@: DidYouSayPickle
ahaha nice.
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HARRYPOTTERNUT (21677)
2009-04-06 14:08:24
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Break ups happen not need to get nasty.
No Love & Kisses Poppy
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xoxoxotweetyxoxoxo (22518)
2009-04-30 09:15:32
no wonder she broke up with you... you soung like a cock sucker!
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browneyedbaybee (22530)
2009-05-02 16:51:55
HAHAHAHAHAHA sounds funny!
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Punk22 (23096)
2009-05-16 23:16:23
ewww and u wonder why she broke up with u :S
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candid (23665)
2009-05-30 23:17:18
lol, honestly, if it was my boyfriend I wouldn't actually care where the marshmallows had been.
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brokenwings (24353)
2009-06-17 14:57:17
She deserved it ! hahahaha
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01diesellover (18607)
2009-06-17 22:30:34
haha but where is the break up sex???
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AfroMarx (24462)
2009-06-20 10:05:29
Haha mate that is fucking fantastic! well done my friend! haha:P
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jake8128 (24591)
2009-06-23 05:11:51
awsome thats really funny man chris is right
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buttlis769 (24595)
2009-06-23 06:40:58
omg ..
you are my HERO .
:D
idk if its normal ..
but its funny as fucking Hell
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KP247 (25270)
2009-07-08 19:13:12
yo doggg. that is some funy shit b. thats classic. im glad you did that. to teach her that you are the smart one. however after she ate them you shoulda been like its over. hahaha
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rememberyourlimits (23862)
2009-07-10 22:36:00
Not normal, but awesome
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xxxstevenzanecarl666xxx (24920)
2009-07-26 23:00:47
Dude that just made my day hahahahah
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drhouse (27030)
2009-08-12 23:11:51
RIGHT ON!
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ashleychan94 (31016)
2009-11-09 08:06:26
If I were a boy and my girlfriend was breaking up with me, I would jack off onto my hand and offer her a handshake as if I simply wanted to make a formal goodbye. My friend did that once. Hilarious.
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