My girlfriend died.

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Go to the funeral home and pay your respects and go to the funeral.

Then find another girlfriend.

stop fucking her when the smell gets so bad you pass out.otherwise keep slamming it.

Many men from my Army have died already. This is just one person. I have suffered much more than you can possibly think!

tap that bitch until she turns green

Jerry . . . you have split my sides, LMAO XD

Walrus, you too HAHAHA

omg.thats your choice. sorry to hear that btw.=]

depends. is she still warm?

if you have a fettish for dead decayed bodies like me and theirs no need to break up with her yet

omg bro u serious pay ur respect man srry

eat her up then...

Pay your respects to her, then give yourself grieving time. 6 months, maybe longer. This is time to remember the good times and know that she would have wanted you to be happy. Then you can move on. Talk to her family about her, remember memories, look at pictures. When you think you are ready move on

what the fuck is wrong with some of these people? that's just disrespectful.

The question does seem a little open ended. If it's real? Give yourself time to grieve. Embrace your sadness. Over time you will get over it.
If this is a fake question? hmm.
I kinda like the funny responses. Maybe it will help him chuckle a little bit? hm? or not.

Go to the funeral, pray about it, and then get off of it. She loved you, but don't think you can't be with someone else. That doesn't even apply to marriages. You suffering in your life is not what she would want to leave behind after she died.

for anyone in this situation, the best thing to do is get in touch with your deep inner feelings.

Let yourself grieve.

then fuck everything in sight, pretty girls, ugly girls, women, old women, chickens, hamburger patties, whatever.

I'm not just talking out of my ass. No. I've been there.

hey i know the feeling mine died last yr pay ur respect and dont do nothing dumb it hurts alot a feeling you wont shake off i tried shaking it off quick checking out other girls but it gets worst so dont rush bro take ur time and dont let nobod tell u crying is for bicthes cause id kill the peson that tell me ddat

I have to agree with all the corpse fuckers, you might not get another chance too soon too indulge in this kind of activity.