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my girlfriends annoying Google habit

ive got a girldfriend who i really like but she does one thing that annoys the crap out of me.she uses the word "google" in place of dirty words.for instance when we are having sex she'll say "google me harder" or when Im doing oral on her she'll say "lick my google oh lick my google".If she gets mad at someone she'll say "Go google off" or "eat google and die".I mean its just stupid.

the last straw was when we were making out last night and she says " oh baby Finger my google hole".now i actually had to stop and ask did she mean her pussy or her ass cause she likes both.it just drives me insane.


she thinks this silly substitution is keeping her from cussing.


she is a sweet girl but this silly google usage has got to stop.is it normal to use other words for bad words?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (6)
I'm in the same situation, I keep replacing the word shit with smithee. Everytime I go to say "I'm going to take a shit" I say "I'm going to take a smithee." Please help.
Im sure she meant pussy if she wanted you to finger her arse she would have said finger my MSN hole
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:( You're stupid and that's sad.
This is the best thing I've ever read. You win my internets, good sir.
Go kill her in her sleep. Serves her right, stupid bitch.
ROFL!! I laughed till i couldnt breathe when i read ur comment. Ya freakin made my day, ChrisUFC.