Hi, I have an abmnormal toe--we'll call it the "index" toe of the left foot (the big toe is the "thumb".)
When I clentch my left foot's toes an unclentch and clentch, this toe cracks..and uncracks...and cracks--I feel it snapping back and forth and can sometimes hear it if it is quiet when I try this out. Is this normal? Is it normal to have a toe that's always ready to crack, instantaneously?
...Or did you mean when you tell the 'What do a Priest and Wal-Mart have in common?' joke?
Mine cracks at that one, too. Perhaps it was a plumber in a past life.
My toe's abnormal, too. (He's the one the family doesn't like to talk about.)
Just wrap it in a delicate mixture of cement, glue and Belgian toffee. It will never move again.
Peace.