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My little Cuties
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Has anyone out there heard of Lamb and Lynx Gaude from the white pride band Prussian Blue. They are twins blonde haired blue eyed little darlings. Look Here http://prussianblue.net/
My problem is I am a 45yo man and I am deeply in love with thes cutieis. I think about them 24 hours a day and when I listen to their music I get a hardon and I feel like they are right next to me and singing just for me their special man. Recently I have been printing pictures of them and taking them to bed with me. I kiss the pictures full on the lips while rubbing my tiny dicky on the sheets until I erupt inside them Vesuvious. Sometimes I cut holes in the pictures near their vagina parts and have sex with them and take them right over the brink I feel guilty and ashamed after this. Is this normal please help me
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Comments (22)
wokstar (3168)
2006-08-26 02:19:52
Man, that is weird, do you have a woman in your life? if not you should get one and stop doing is.
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wokstar (3168)
2006-08-26 02:22:50
and by the way they're fucken nazis
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2006-08-30 01:09:29
Oh, that's right! They're those two adorable little white nationalist darlings!

I know they're just kids, but who in their right mind could resist two young chicks begging to make as many white babies as possible? WHO!?
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dawn1029 (3561)
2006-09-05 00:20:30
i suggest that if you are a pedophile, at least prefer better looking kids, like jon benet. those girls are racist train track mouth psychos. (btw, i'm a female and totally not a pedophile, but jon benet is better looking *in a cute not sexual way*)
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-05 00:25:53
At theyre 13yo Jon Benet is on 6 you sick fuck
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omgwtfbbq36 (3657)
2006-09-08 16:49:58
You need help. Please contact a psychiatrist or your nearest police department before you do something stupid. Those kids may be racist, but theyre kids and dont know any better. Regardless of what child your fantasizing over, find help now or you may end up in a very, very bad situation.
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Consequence (3660)
2006-09-08 23:40:58
LMFAO. THAT'S NORMAL.
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homersimpson (3466)
2006-09-12 23:03:23
Cheeseball.
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baam121 (3604)
2006-09-16 23:21:54
cabinet69 you wrote that your a pediphile
Sick Piece Of Shit
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-16 23:46:49
Thank you ^^
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Miss-Mango (3696)
2006-09-19 03:19:05
oh my fucking god. no offence, but how the fuck can you like those bitches?!?!?! they are fucking racist and deserve to burn in hell for all the crap they have said about blakc people and jews and stuff like that. they make me sick and to be honest, i think you need a life
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2006-09-19 12:17:16
If I wasn't white I'd choke them to death on my trouser snake. Since I'm white, I just want to stick pencils in their eyeas and make them drink their own eye juice.
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lagunagirl4334 (3608)
2006-09-20 08:38:43
so fucking hilarious previous replys...and for the guy WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU U SICK FUCK...ppl like you should be raped in jail...ppl like you rape kids....and how the fuck can you like those racist bitches...btw it doesnt matter cause at the end of the day your just a love life racist sick fuck piece of shit.....lmfao
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lagunagirl4334 (3608)
2006-09-20 08:41:37
but what is not funny is how one of these days your gonna rape a innoncent child...i woudl say get help but sick minds like yours is untreatable so just go to mental institution or somethin... LISTEN TO ME STAY AWAY FROM KIDS
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baam121 (3604)
2006-09-23 12:29:23
Thats 100% tell him how it is Sick fucks
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demonus (3830)
2006-09-25 01:57:51
You need labotomized. They need to really realize what time and era they live in. Do you know they denied aid to people when they collected donations for Hurricane Katrina, all because of there color.

Seriously though I just thought of something if you were black, your post would be fucking hilarious.

Anyway on a more real note, these girls are young. Like 13, and your taking pictures to your bed of them and probably masturbating. You call them your cuties. You need help. Before you snap and go out out and molest some kid.

Heres what you do: Go and get a big cup of coffee, using rat posion as a chaser.

Your the kind of fucking daft oddball that makes me sick. The worst part of it all, is you probably got off on sharing this information.
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baam121 (3604)
2006-09-25 20:24:28
I see there is normal people on here very well said This shit is not cool and it shouldnt be even talked about! The only reason they do it is because they can hide behind the computer if they only knew that there ISP can be pinged at the availible time nothing is immpossibe these days
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-26 02:29:23
PING PING PING PING
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x.princess.x (3703)
2006-10-20 18:38:51
Never heard of them in my life. they look like any other 13yr old with braces
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stinkfist (6138)
2007-02-24 16:59:05
damn, those bitches need some voice lessons.
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glasswilderness (5971)
2007-10-07 21:12:25
Lamb and Lynx..those are some pretty kick-ass names for such shitty people. I wish my name was Lamb..
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Potato (7428)
2007-10-07 21:36:11
they are fucking wastes of oxygen. Someone shoot them.
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