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MY MASTURBATION TECHNIQUE
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I f**k empty one gallon plastic milk jugs and save my sperm in them. I've been doing this for fifteen years and I now have about nine full jugs in my refrigerator.

Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (8)
gizzie56 (8681)
2007-11-05 18:16:00
How in the hell do you get your d*** through that small hole at the top of the jug? You must have a little wiener.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-11-05 20:25:34
Are you planning to kidnap young women for artificial insemination so that you can build a race of super-loonies? Good luck with that.
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delitobandito (17400)
2008-11-18 10:05:34
@: JanIAm
hey thats not a bad idea i cant believe i never thought of this.
thanks for the tip.
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XxINCHAINSxX (23121)
2009-05-17 19:39:20
OMFG That's the funniest post on here Ive ever read, YOU ARE A GENIUS OF COMEDY I love dysfunctional humor SO MUCH. Thnks man, BUT THE thing that got me on the floor was you ended it with IS THIS NORMAL?
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EyeOfTheStorm (23356)
2009-05-29 17:47:34
@: XxINCHAINSxX
ya it had that same kind of effect/affect on me too XD
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EyeOfTheStorm (23356)
2009-05-29 17:49:50
I think that's really sick, but that's jus my opinion. I suppose u could donate your sperm to places where u can masterbate XD
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emmyems (28370)
2009-09-13 17:06:52
i can't believe this made it through the moderators. i'm all for free speech, but clearly this is bullsh!t. save your distasteful jokes for a night with your beer-guzzling friends in the man cave.
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thundercat (30147)
2009-10-22 22:24:25
Quite normal for a frig*ing freak.
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