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My Mum Is Still a Virgin

My mum was immaculately concieved and i am brother Damien of lord lucifer. Bow to me c*nts before i take my final revenge. Only thy father of thy shalt survive. Normal or not?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (13)
I'm sorry man but this is an innappropriate post. Please take more care in the future.
What...just because you believe in the all mighty god above all other fucks have to? Go and get yourself well and truly fucked cunt. By the way why is this innappropriate dip shit twat head? You cristian/catholic people are all the same. I have my thoughts you have yours, im sure you speak christ to other people well i speak Lord Lucifer. Up Yours.
I think he meant this is a shit post. Normal if you a bit of a mentalist.
You say your 35yo brothershamass, i have respected your posts/replies in the past but your telling me Kurty2007 isnt having a shot at my beliefs? Hes not saying its shit hes saying its innappropriate which means (in my book) its ok to believe in god but not the devil, well fuck off.
so u r a satanist? if so please post me body parts of your family as proof kk? thanks.

a true satanist would have no prob doing that.
It's all lies. I fucked your mother just last week. We did it in a cupboard at the store. She fucking loves cock.
Yeah your right, he has no right to tell you that the post is innappropriate.

Your entittled to believe what you want. If your mums told you she's a virgin and not some bucket crotched whore and if you think your the son of Lucifer, then that's fine by me.
Ya can all go and get fucked, some of ya's.
"Bow to me c*nts before i take my final revenge" - We have to respect this?
lol@ bobert!
this is ridiculous,your mother must have done "Something" with your father(in the case that HE is NOT asexual and ISN'T part(and the only reason i say part is because HE would have to have male genes and female genes and be able to have birth(and make a fully functional baby,which obviously your not)by HIMSELF)woman)or you would'nt be here...DUMB(yes its two words and theres an akward pause in the middle)ASS!
Hail Satan!
Hey! My father was impregnated by God. I popped out of his head. We should meet up, fuck, and have some really conflicted kids. They would write great music.