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Is it normal to be sexually attracted to my nephew? He is 10 and I am 39, but I'm NOT GAY and I'm NOT A PEDOPHILE. What should I do? I think he likes me too.
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Anonymous
In my rebuttal, I just want to say thanks for the advice. I think I will talk with him, and go fishing. My heads hurt.
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As much as this may be a fake post, I would like to point out one thing. A lot of replies say "he isn't raping anybody". In many states he is. It's called statuatory rape. In the other states, it's called "contributing to the delinquency of a minor".
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Pedophilia isn't such a bad thing. Just get him alone and ask him if he wants you to show him "something special". You can take it from there ;)
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Anonymous
You know this is taboo! Whatever you do, please keep your distance and do not ever be alone with him! Just because you have feelings do not mean you have to act on them. Think about the consequences your thoughts and potential actions could have on your families. Think about what could happen now if he told his parents that you are looking at him "funny." Even that would be explosive enough. Were you ever molested as a child around that same age? Makes me wonder.

This is as kind as I can be to you. Seek counsel.
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METHOSjr.
There is a time in a man's life where he just has to stand up for hisself. and his Perversions.
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ya you should just follow the path of good ol' MJ now that guy really knew how to work those little brats.
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Like anybody would listen to ignorant assholes like you - probably products of incest and/or abuse yourself. This is not a funny issue because even if the story above is a hoax, this kind of behavior does happen - as you well know.
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@: cookie
so? that doesn't mean it's a bad thing, and the guy even said he thinks his nephew likes him too. He should talk to his nephew and see if he wants to further their relationship.
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Anonymous
A 39 year old uncle asking his 10 year old nephew about furthering their relationship = INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE.
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^^^i'm the one who posted it. I'll see if my nephew wants to "further" our relationship, and i might give him a few nudges towards that direction.
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Anonymous
I hope that some authority sees this, finds you and arrest your ass! Better yet, I hope his parents find out and take care of the situation themselves.
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Wear cool clothing, for you will burn in hell. If you were my brother or brother-in-law and pulled that move, I would demolish you.
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most kids WANT to be "loved" by an uncle, or whatever. why is this such a bad thing to you people?
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Anonymous
Because the uncle is SEXUALLY ATTRACTED to his NEPHEW -- he said so! This man is just not talking about taking his nephew to a baseball game! Pedophiles use tactics like that to get their victims comfortable with them. The uncle may perceive that the 10 YEAR OLD CHILD is also sexually attracted to him when all the child may be feeling is love for his uncle. And regardless how the child feels, if this uncle pursues a "relationship" with this UNDERAGED child, he is a pedophile.
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Why is pedophilia such a bad thing though? I think it's fine!
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What the hell is wrong with you? How many items do you want on your application to Hell? Incest, pedophelia, perhaps infidelity. Holy cow, dude. Jerk off or watch porn. Do not act on your urges, you freak!
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Ok, update time.

I talked to my nephew about fooling around "down there" and he said he wanted to! We played around in his bedroom, for like an hour, then his mom, my sister, came home :-( He finished me off real quick, and promised he wouldn't say a thing! This is great, and I'm glad I have some supporters out there. I'll be at his house this weekend, for his birthday. Maybe some of his little friends will be there! ;-)
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METHOSjr.
I guess a congradulations is in order, Sir. You finally stood up for your perversions. Did you have fun at the ole' fishing Hole?
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METHOSjr.
I have to say it: "Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker!"
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Good for the original poster! It really is a shame that most of these people are so hostile towards people like you. It's not like you raped the kid, right? You said he "likes" you too, and you asked him first. That was very romantic, imho. If his parents can't accept your relationship with him, you should just tell them that it makes him happy. If they are still opposed to it, you should just elope with him. I did a similar thing with a young girl I met a few years ago, and now that young girl is my unofficial wife!

Best of Luck,
Gary
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METHOSjr.
Dang! I hope this is a Fake one. Someone may be in trouble. BUT at the same time nothing may happen because the cops would rather bust Pot-heads and let Murderers and Rapists out on the streets!!!
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11%% thought this was normal...
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Anonymous
so my son was telling the truth when he told me what u were doing to him. i thought he was joking. now that i no what u did i am reporting u to the authorities. i mean how could u? my own brother my own flesh and blood i can't believe u.
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Anonymous
There is only one thing you need to do: read and listen to the stories of those who this happened to when they were kids. Just go and do it.
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"I think he likes me too" LMAO thats so funny!! The kids 10, i bet he just thinks **man i have a cool uncle** I don't understand where the attract lies???? (No don't think it's normal)
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METHOSjr.
My Uncle is a Jerk-Off. He smells like cat piss. and drives a Yugo. There are sickAssed people in this world.

Jesus Rocks My JockStrap.
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i hope this is a joke or something, because you are sick mother f**in bastard perv and should rot in jail. fine, so everyone has temptations but to this extent? i dont think so!! besides, you shouldnt act on them. have you heard of f**king consequences and have you thought about the fact that the boy is 10 years old for gods sake, he doesnt know what the hell is going on-how can you say he wants it? your ruining his damn life, and thats worse than anything.
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Anonymous
why didnt you tell me uncle?
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Ok gang, it's me, the uncle again.

Let me just say a big FUCK YOU to the people who reported me to the authorities about the alleged sexual relations with my nephew. Thanks to you tattle-tails, i spent several months in jail.

I am glad to report that now that I am a FREE man, my nephew and I are going away together, to start a new life and forget about the past, in Canada. It devastated him that I got thrown in jail, and he couldn't be happier now. You should have seen his sparkling blue eyes when I told him about my plans. We are leaving this weekend!

Also, another thanks to the people that are rational enough to see that my nephew and my love is completely normal. It's the twenty-first century! This is just the next logical step in sexuality. Those of you who are against it are the same people who were against women wearing anything more revealing than a hoop dress. Get with the times!
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METHOSjr.
Are you "MetroSexual"? and just want him as armCandy? You know, like a trophy wife?

also...he is 10 and if you "run off" with him, it will be a felony kidnap. but..good choice in choosing Canada, I love our mother country too!
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Do you people realize that this post was probably written for 2 reasons.
1. Seeing how many comments he could rack up, as that is how he defines success in his empty life
2. Keeping himself amused on a Saturday night after his mother decided to start seeing other men

Well, since pedophiles piss me off, I will treat this as if it were true just so I can make fun of this loser.
First of all, to whoever wrote "fuck you uncle fucka"; Damn, you beat me to it. Dude, you sound so gay you could sit on a popsicle and guess its flavor. I hope you had a good time in prison; I know all the other guys in your cell did. I'll bet you VOLUNTEERED to drop the soap.
You claim you're not gay. I'll bet your FIRST WORD was "Faaab-ulous!!!! I'll bet you buy glow-in-the-dark condoms so you and your queer friends can play "Star Wars." You are a sick fuck for even making up something like that, but I guess being a 40-year-old in your mother's basement is starting to get to you so your sad life has been reduced (or should I say upgraded) to making up fake posts for attention.
I mean, not having any pesky ambition or remote intelligence to distract you must be nice, you can spend all day writing stupid shit like this, and be able to sit at the computer screen for 10 hours straight and get the twisted pleasure of rubbing your hands together, throwing your head back and laughing every time someone comments on it.
You have given me a new definition of pathetic, thank you. On my next English test I'll dominate. All I can say is that, if this is true, than I hope you are looking forward to being Satan's favorite ass bitch in the lowest inferno of hell.
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Thats scary even for me.
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METHOSjr.
Uncles were made for raping and never returning the $ they "borrow".
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Skybird wins racking up the most posts all the time.

The verbal shits keep flowing.

"opens ones mouth and lets the belly rumble"
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METHOSjr.
^BullShyyt beeotch!^
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what a fucking asshole i hope someone finds you and leaves you in the gutter or dead we dont need cunt like you in this world fuck if i new you i would fuck wit
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smithee
you are a pedophile if you are 39 and like your 10 yr. old cousin. Go kill yourself before you molest your cousin
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You mean before he molests his nephew?...
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This is ridiculous. Dont parents teach their kids about what paedophilia is?
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Anonymous
thats gross DO NOT pursue it
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U really are a sick man! people like u shouldn´t be out there.
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! You are not serious. I hope you fucking get caught and fucking rot in prison you sick pedophile. What the hell is wrong with you? Do you really want to traumatize your own nephew? Make him feel like shit about himself? What if you had a child in the same situation you're putting your nephew in? You sick mother fuck!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
I just notified the authorities about this posting. Whoever wrote it better watch out cuz now they are coming after you!!
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Anonymous
this had better be a fake 1 cuz that uncle is sick! he needs some help! i hope he gets caught and rots in jail!
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Anonymous
a) 29 year age difference, not the worst thing ever but
b) he's 10, as in 10 years old, hello?
c) it's your nephew, as in blood relative, duh
so yes, you ARE GAY and you ARE A PAEDOPHILE (look it up in the dictionary if you're still in any doubt)
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Why spend so much time debating an obviously fake post? Mark it as fake and move on.....
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Anonymous
Because although it most likely is a fake post, there are real people out there doing this and real people justifying this behavior. I'm am sure that some of these replies are fake too to get a rise out of us, but I found this topic serious and nothing to play with.
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I will sleep easier knowing that we have people like you replying to fake posts on a just-for-kicks forum in the name of battling paedophiles.

Keep up the good work.
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Anonymous
And who made you the post patrol? I am simply commenting as others have.

And thank you for the sarcastic compliment! Now we can move along -- right? Meet you at the next fake post. ;-)
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METHOSjr.
I will meet you all at the next Fake post. FUKKERS. I wish we could all have a gang fight. We should start a gang. So far it is just Chronos and I.
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hmmmm, whats the funniest thing i can think of to post today... I know, ill ask for peoples opinions of my starting a relation with my ten year old nephew- You are a sick fuck, and i hope someone did alert the authorities, because you some of the people who repied to this probably are paedophiles and sympathisers.... Also, not how most of the people in favour posted anonymously as they WOULDNT DARE leave their names....

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Anonymous
even tho he consented it is still rape because his nephew is under the age of 18 so there for it is rape and he could go to jail if he gets caught. which by the way i hope u do go to jail u sick nephew fucker. i hope u rot in hell
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