my new pet

Hi I just got a new pet gerbil and he is perverted...he always crawls into my bed after i fall asleep and tries to mount me...i wake up to gerbil sperm on my foot.can someone please adopt this gerbil? he needs a good home..for someone to "LOVE" him thanks..oh and by the way..hes free to a good home

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