My new pet
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Hi I just got a new pet gerbil and he is perverted...he always crawls into my bed after i fall asleep and tries to mount me...i wake up to gerbil sperm on my foot.can someone please adopt this gerbil? he needs a good home..for someone to "LOVE" him thanks..oh and by the way..hes free to a good home

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fiendish (34304)

2010-01-07 02:57:41

lmfao. . . you fucking rock. . . . also i just wanted to sugest maybe giving ur gerbil what it wants. . . . give up that booty yo

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KrystalRenee (37806)

2010-03-02 04:54:27

Haha. Get a female gerbil. :)
Don't give it up for that reason. It's just needs some lovin'. :D Hah.

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My new pet 2 Comments

My new pet
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