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I'm a nymphromaniac who wants a girl that is deaf and blind with big boobs.

I want her to also own a golf course and a pub.

This don't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

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Chris_Ufc (8299)

2008-02-04 07:34:43

Blind is pushing it atleast a def girl could see you and her self and be able to take care of her self better.

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JanIAm (10668)

2008-02-04 11:09:33

I don't even begin to understand what a nymphRomaniac is. Is it a crazy nymph from Rome? A horny chick with an afro 'do? And if this doesn't rhyme, why in God's name is there no sense of meter, at least?

And why do I bother to ask? ...

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Manman (13291)

2008-02-04 12:34:59

A nymphomaniac is someone who someone who is obsessed with sex.

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nearly (10533)

2008-02-04 12:40:25

@: Manman

I guess that went right oner your head then lmfao.

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ven067 (21694)

2009-05-08 10:13:55

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