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My poem
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I'm a nymphromaniac who wants a girl that is deaf and blind with big boobs.

I want her to also own a golf course and a pub.

This don't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
Do you think it's normal?
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-02-04 07:34:43
Blind is pushing it atleast a def girl could see you and her self and be able to take care of her self better.
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-02-04 11:09:33
I don't even begin to understand what a nymphRomaniac is. Is it a crazy nymph from Rome? A horny chick with an afro 'do? And if this doesn't rhyme, why in God's name is there no sense of meter, at least?

And why do I bother to ask? ...
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Manman (13291)
2008-02-04 12:34:59
A nymphomaniac is someone who someone who is obsessed with sex.
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nearly (10533)
2008-02-04 12:40:25
@: Manman
I guess that went right oner your head then lmfao.
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ven067 (21694)
2009-05-08 10:13:55
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