My sisters goldfish

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Bwahaha! That's hilarious!

Normal? No. Funny? Yes.

I suspect that this is another fake post.

I don't think that doing this sort of thing with pets is normal. But I rather enjoy porn where girls swallow.

Don't overfeed the goldfish though. They'll die.

On the offchance this is a real poster--I'm not going to speculate on whether or not your turn-on is normal, but either way... don't you think you ought to respect your sister a little more than that? Or at least the frickin' goldfish?!

It's not normal, but it's not the first time I've heard it either. I have a friend who used to work at an asian market where they sold live fish like sardines or perch or something. He used to do it after they closed and call me on my cell whenver someone bought the fish.

I don't think it's fake, anonymous; I used to do it myself infact. Before things went horribly, horribly wrong.

From the gateway of the underwater castle that served as his hatching ground and his deathbed, he stared at me. A full head of hair and pursed red lips surrounded his dead eyes, which reflected my own. A pair of golden legs had grown on each side of his fin, but he never found a use for them in life.
He was removed with the little net and placed on the griddle. I added no sauce or seasoning - it seemed disrespectful somehow.
I ate my son with quiet reverence and reflected on the sin I had committed. Then I watched the wrestling and had a massive wank.

Haha, what the hell? That's great. As someone already said, please try not to overfeed them, but unless it becomes an unhealthy habit and you end up getting caught or killing a fish, there are definitely more harmful ways to get your release.

when some of that sperm fertilizes a fish egg and some horrible slimy gilled human mutant thing comes climbing out of that fishtank in search of human flesh Id bet you wont be so turned on then.

hahahahahahh

PWNED!