So I married a Jewish girl and her family was protesting this interfaith marriage but we worked things out, now we are happily married. But I think they are tryin to convert my cat now, whenever they come over they try and sneak the pork chop scraps I feed him out of his dish without me seeing but I see it. This culminated in me walking in on the family in a panel before the cat asking it questions about it's religion. The cat was wearing a Kippah. A FUCKING KIPPAH oh god tell me this isn't normal?
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When did trolls stop being people who wanted to cause anger and start become people who want to cause laughter?
Credit to the OP. This really did make me laugh out loud.
So... Remind them that they just violated their own Kosher rules. The laws of kashrut prohibit handling unclean meat period. Handling a pig that's alive is OK - you can keep them as pets afaik, but once it's dead it falls into the category of "unclean".
So picking it out of the food bowl means... they just touched dead pig and defiled themselves. *evil grin*
But seriously... it's a cat. There's only one religion cats follow - the Church of Worshipping Myself.
Anyone else smell a troll in here?
Maybe is is just the whiskey.