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i'm a girl and it really discusts me how guys always measure their penises and like name them. Do u do that to feel better about yourself?
Do you think it's normal?
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sisophous (3738)
2007-01-02 22:30:32
I think you are mistaken and assuming all guys do this. Guys who are infatuated or obsessed by penis size are by and far young adolescents who are learning about sexuality and are healthy to have such interests and curiosities. Measuring penis size is understandable to gauge oneself against the norm population size and done by virtually all guys. Naming the organ is to give oneself meaningfulness, attention, and is a common characteristic of young, pre-adolescents boys who have yet to reach puberty. Overlook the immaturity of the naming, they outgrow it.
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Corbin (4032)
2007-01-02 22:41:39
@: sisophous
ROFL sisophous.
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jenisis (883)
2007-01-02 23:46:17
Seriously Sisophous, that was funny.
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Pyroboy (5071)
2007-01-03 02:09:56
am i guy and i lot of ppl do it meusreing them because they want to have a bigger cock then other ppl mainly in school showers aslo namieng them ther just being silly and having fun
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-03 07:24:15
dont you girls do the same with your tits
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jismcreme (3723)
2007-01-03 08:27:26
Captain Kirk and 12 inches. Thankyou.
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-03 09:27:30
yeah, what cabinet says. i'm twelve inches, do you care anymore?
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Moi (588)
2007-01-03 10:59:54
Cab, The only reason to measure the "girls" is to get the right fit for a brassiere . . .
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tellthetruth (4512)
2007-01-04 20:44:19
moi is right. girls don't sit around bragging
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JackMail (5232)
2007-01-12 00:09:41
All guys measure like all guys masturbate. It's a teen thing.
I guess girls stuff their bras to "get the right fit for a brassiere" too.
Most guys don't "don't sit around bragging," AND Women DO Not Have To. Just ask Dolly Parton.

The naming thing, however, is just weird.
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JackMail (5232)
2007-01-12 00:12:50
BTW, sisophous, I have to ask, what was/is yours named? Just had to ask, no need to answer.
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roger49 (3711)
2007-01-12 00:17:18
I don't think I ever named mine, but I believe I measured it a few years back.
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tsin27 (5324)
2007-01-16 10:04:09
YES I HAVE A NAME FOR MY PENIS.
ITS CALLED THE OCTAGON!
but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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redsoxrocku (5445)
2007-01-22 15:45:04
yah i did it a while ago but no i dont name it thats weird
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dragoon188 (5130)
2007-02-03 21:19:24
guys feel insecure, so they ask, or they make up lies.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-02-03 22:21:39
Bebe, Talia, and I agree with you!
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DuFFy (5782)
2007-02-08 08:39:52
ok as a guy it is purly just an imature joke amoungst m8 the whole "my Dick is BIGGER then your" is only to show dominance hay what can i say us men were animals groowwlll lol
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DuFFy (5782)
2007-02-08 08:42:29
@: JackMail
oh and don't act like you girls don't masturbate or play with them as aswell every one needs some loven
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Breezy (6041)
2007-02-26 21:25:45
I don't know many guys who name them.
But most measure them.
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rhythmunbroken (6630)
2007-03-15 21:04:30
I think all men measure even if they say they never have. Our culture is obsessed with dick size so of course they wanna know how they score. Naming the equipment is individual and not absolute. I think it's a rather funny pastime and have been known to offer a few names. Not always nice ones.
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