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Never had a blowjob
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I'm a 35 year old married man and have never had a blowjob in my life. It's never been offered to me and I've never asked for one. Honestly, I don't think I'm missing out on all that much. What would I even do during one? Just lay there? No thanks. I guess I just feel like it's my job to make sure SHE's enjoying things. So, does this sound normal to you?

By the way, I remeber this girlfriend in high school who used to love having me eat her out. And I loved doing anything that drove her wild. But even then, I never received anything orally. Wierd huh?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (28)
Quadmaster (15202)
2008-07-18 18:16:30
Your girlfriends probably took one look at that shrived up thing you call a penis and decided it was a waste of time.
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quadfagster (15210)
2008-07-18 21:59:29
yea ask for bj

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flikr (10636)
2008-07-19 17:54:13
i don't think it's wierd as long as you ravaged a girls pussy with your tongue, i'm not really interested in blow jobs, i'd rather do the licking on her pussy, and then have my tongue make it's way down to her sh*thole, and then make out with her a**hole, and after wards make out with her tongue and try to swallow as much spit as i can of hers
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cookeh_dough (15332)
2008-07-24 13:26:11
That just so happens to be disturbing.
Thank you.
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flikr (10636)
2008-07-24 15:06:24
@cookeh_dough

your f**king hot
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emilyf (15254)
2008-07-25 23:25:26
Thats normal. You are a good guy for not expecting anything in return or asking.
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sweet54 (15391)
2008-07-27 16:35:14
Now that sounds kinda hot, just make sure you clean out your mouth, yea maybe so...get that pussy..
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ratboy4000 (15432)
2008-07-30 12:30:15
i wish i never read that
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the_mad (15558)
2008-08-04 12:32:59
I think you are missing a lot. Don't forget that lots of women enjoy giving the head too. You should suggest that. Make sure you take the "cumming inside the mouth" part slowely. Not all the gals like the taste, but a lot love it or just get used to it.
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guywithahotwife (15561)
2008-08-04 19:24:01
You have no idea what you are missing!!! I too love to make sure my wife is enjoying herself and that is very arousing to me. That aside, it is so wonderful to forget about all that every once and a while and just lay back and let her do some work. I usually would not take a blowjob over sex though. Just imagine if a vagina had a tongue, that's a blowjob. Make her do it!
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1234jimmy (15575)
2008-08-05 17:57:36
Oh yea, it feels great. Listen doesn't she want to please you or be as giving as you are to her. Talk about it a try it.

Yeah, just lay back and enjoy it like she does.
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1234jimmy (15575)
2008-08-05 18:04:56
Flkr,

MAKING OUT with someone's a**hole? Does it ask you to take them to the prom if it gives you tongue.
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chatty (15581)
2008-08-05 23:14:36
You are missing very much but it's not all girl that want to do it. I love it so much, but some say yuk, disgusting. So don't ask, just wait and hope.
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PhilMikeHawk (15593)
2008-08-07 05:19:59
stick your tounge in a fan while being banged by a horse / =
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dude1150 (15636)
2008-08-09 14:56:32
Haaaa. It's abnormal to not be interested.
But ya gotta get at least one before you die.
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Indawei (15835)
2008-08-19 21:11:00
Wow, I'm answering an adult about this! LOL
But they arnt that fun. It feels good, but its just sortof wierd.
Normal!
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P00LTOY (15451)
2008-08-23 23:26:44
i think if you want to reciprocate while getting a bj then sixty nine is a good way to drive her wild while she sucks the spunk out of you. That is if you like having your nose directly on a woman's a**hole.
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naturistarky (15928)
2008-08-25 21:09:17
Friend, you simply do noy kno what you are missing!!!!!!!! I saw an old girlfriend, outof state, recently,,we went to lunch,,,and after, stopped at a Lowes, and we both got naked, and she went down on me,,,twice,, for all to see,,,,,,,,,,,,HOT!!
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osmojones12 (16072)
2008-09-01 09:53:09
ive had a blow job it feels great let her do the work
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qweedawee (16130)
2008-09-04 21:06:22
just ask her for one
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icecrow (16265)
2008-09-12 19:33:27
Are you sure you have a penis?
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GreenFrog (16718)
2008-10-10 15:44:26
what a b**ch.
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dynozark (13950)
2008-11-16 00:47:45
It's normal. I always look out for the womans' pleasure as well, but ti won't stop me from getting my own. The point is, yes, a blowjob is a lot better than you think, but not ever getting one is awesome.

P.S. If you're married, I feel you should feel comfortable to share this blowjob thing with your wife. Part of love is being comfortable saying anything you want without being judged.
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enabled (23933)
2009-06-08 22:26:25
if you get her to deepthroat. and make it nice and sloppy. you will think "why the f**k did i not get this earlier?"
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identitywithheld (25115)
2009-07-06 02:29:19
@: Indawei
Wow! someone said on here your not missing much. bwahahahahaha! you're missing a lot, i recently got the best blowjob of my life last night from my "other" women, fwb, whatever you want to call it. it was amazing. you just need to find someone who has an oral fixation,ie loves having things in their mouth. She was amazing. Too bad she's the other woman, but things could change ;)
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omgmat (27612)
2009-08-25 18:59:20
Dude, i was 14 when i had my first blowjob -_-
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anabolic19 (25748)
2009-09-23 18:38:10
i've had plenty and i dont really care for them tbh yes i love to have my c*ck sucked who dosnt haha but im not very concerned on them i dont care if i get one or not
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GitFuct (30929)
2009-11-07 11:43:25
blowjobs rock man your missing out
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