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Every time I have a bath and do a blowoff, I always wonder what it would be like to light the said guff with some matches. I never think about this before a bath and therefore never have any matches to hand.

Is that normal?
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METHOSjr. (83)
2006-11-23 13:54:53
it would smell like a dirty afro.

use a "blowTorch"
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-11-23 20:35:02
Your better to do it in open air
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brothershamass (380)
2006-11-24 04:46:00
@: cabinet69
Methos - I know what it smells like, it smells of shit. What if I light it, won't this make it smell a little sweeter?

Cabinet - I don't know about you, but I have arsecress, these little hairs are probabely highly flamable. With you body under the water the risk of actually harming yourself is minimal.
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becca8893 (4494)
2006-12-05 22:53:40
u idiot! why the hell would u light your cock on fire!!!
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snodgrass (4700)
2006-12-10 14:16:26
In my experience (extensive), less potential for damage exists when you light dry and through cotton underwear. DO NOT USE SYNTHETICS.

The Blue Flame Club is best shared with an intimate partner.

It's very much a bonding and trust exercise to have one's Significant Other light one's flatus.

If she turns about and assumes the ignitee position and cooks one for you to set flame for, then you KNOW you've got a keeper!!
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-12-10 23:39:04
ouch. well i suppose if you're in water..

try it and post again
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