Are You Normal?

Curious how others might perceive your situation? Submit your story today and find out what others think...

normal jacking off? - 81% Normal

alright, i jack off maybe once a week. half the time i wank it like normail (holding the penis and moving my hand up and down.)But sometime i will put spit on my hand and do the same motion. It feels good. But is this really normal?
Do you think it's normal?
Does this story fit one of these flags? If so, click it! [Best Of] [Funny] [Interesting] [Weird][Lame] [Off Topic] [Innapropriate]
Comments (14)
Yeah it is normal,you're just a little wanker boy.
ya it means ur a wanker
once a week? how do you do that? i've slap the hand to porn like every hour
@flikr

Damn dude why don't you get some real pussy? Quit whacking so much before you go blind.
yea, my hand does a pretty good job at getting me off, but there is nothing like the real deal

i'm probably gonna order a prostitute soon, cause it's been like a week since i ordered my last prostitute
@quadmaster

that was at quadmaster
@flikr

Dude are you just jerking my chain or are you being truthful about what you say? I think your just making all this shit up.
Did you ever go by another user name like Slackjawedyokel?
I'm actually Gizzie56 but I am starting to kinda like my new user name.
LUBE...SPIT...VASILINE...all the same...
use hand lotion
@quadmaster

this the only name i go by, and a lot of stuff i say is real some of it isn't, you have to decide for yourself
xwrw-pojfeaq "jacking off"?
it's normal but most people jack off much more ...