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Normal to sh*t on your own balls when taking a dump?
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Ok, so I haven't done this personally, but I was discussing taking a crap with one of my mates the other day (as you do) and he got a little over excited and revealed to me that he's crapped on his balls before. After I quizzed him a little more and appeared incredulous he told me he's only done it once or twice, and only when his crap was 'particularly explosive'. I have NEVER crapped on my balls before. I don't see how anyone could. When I take a crap it's usually so cold my balls are like up inside my stomach, not hanging down in the goddamn bowl. Has anyone else done this before? Come close? Does it require particularly large/saggy balls or just that your balls aren't up inside you, away from the cold? I'd try crapping on my own balls bu yeah... messy. Thanks.
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Comments (14)
Megabicuriouslesbianfaggot (24020)
2009-06-09 04:13:16
WoW that is fucked up. I think that maybe hes just endowed well. Stuff that lol
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BigRedOne (22853)
2009-06-10 16:43:25
I have to hang on to mine so they dont dangle in the water.
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budee (24366)
2009-06-17 21:34:53
Wow that's serioisly fuckin grouse but good luck ball crappin hang thing :D
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spidzeedoo (24649)
2009-06-24 10:55:36
unfortunately I've accidentally crapped my balls once or twice. Then I don't feel clean so I have to go take a shower to make sure my balls are ok.
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crazyd00d (24749)
2009-06-27 22:45:42
WTF YOUR BALLS GO INSIDE YOUR STOMACH
EWWWWWWW FUCK THATS GROSSS


and no people dont shit on their balls
your friend was probably kidding
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alaztair (23908)
2009-06-28 23:57:37
@ crazydood

You're an idiot.

And no, he wasn't.
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copycat123 (26977)
2009-08-11 19:46:07
holy shit that guy must have some huge balls
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BrianPomona126 (27116)
2009-08-15 22:37:49
@: copycat123
Sometime explosive diahrea can do it o_O
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emmyems (28370)
2009-09-10 22:05:02
"When I take a crap it's usually so cold my balls are like up inside my stomach, not hanging down in the goddamn bowl." I lol'd!
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joliegems (28460)
2009-09-27 20:14:25
Yuck, that is so nasty. Long dangly balls are gross, especially feces covered balls. I feel sorry for his GF.
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lostinspace (28959)
2009-09-27 20:27:40
All the cosmetic surgery procedures that have been developed and still nobody thinks of a procedure to put balls in a more convenient place. They really are a nuisance!
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Stupidlookingguy (21005)
2009-11-08 21:10:48
I don't ever wanna do that! Quite disgusting /:
Do you?
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