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OMG IM A CHIKIN JOKEH
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omg when i see chikins i joost wonna sheg tehem nd liik oot ther chuken puddi cos dalli malli gaulliere puddi anni dalli chuckins make me hooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrddddd! ai em jissin ohn monita rittin bout tihs!1!1!!!!!!!!111111111!!
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-07-14 06:56:29
I find chickens highly erotic myself. With their gentle plumage and soft eyes i could melt in their grasp. The best part about chicken sex is that you can eat your woman afterwards, and try to find the creamy center!!!
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smartpatrol (2293)
2006-07-14 18:18:09
Wouldnt it be better to fill them with spoof and watch someone you like a girl perhaps eat them
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dalli (2751)
2006-07-15 12:26:07
NO CoS u iz stopad whietie ai bat, u cudand evan chatch a chikin u iz two iganligantallianiday!
DALLI MALLI CHUNDY ANNI PUDDI GALLI GAULLIERE!!!!
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smartpatrol (2293)
2006-07-16 03:15:54
@: dalli
Crawl back up ya tree jigaboo
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dalli (2751)
2006-07-16 15:19:02
U IS FARkin boUT w'aht iz noht bohout chikin! chikin iz soobjuct ahn ai joost wanne telc bout chikin secks!
ai espesialhcy liek ter herd beks insite mei rump! ahnd anohnyles iz rihggt, chikin iz fhun 2 ett ahfta.
DALLI GOLLI FALLI JOLLI GAULLIERE OONDI CHUNDI DALLI DALLI DALLI!
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Anonymous
2006-07-25 16:35:17
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xXJeniXx (1458)
2006-07-27 02:19:00
I think u spelled like that just to be fucking annoying...
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unicycleninjaman (4146)
2006-10-28 19:24:30
were those words?
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deamond (5379)
2007-01-29 19:35:04
That doesn't look like any language. it apears to be uneducated English.

As far as I can gather, he apears to be a chicken fucker.

Nothing about your story is normal including the language you chose to write it in.
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