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I am a female. I am 97 years old. The only thing I have eaten in 17 years is relish mixed with mayonnaise. Is it normal.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (9)
xxsugaxx (9937)
2007-09-23 18:01:37
yeh course it is love
if your happy then thats gud!..thats all that matters hun
xxx
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mm_2184 (10774)
2007-09-23 18:17:45
No teeth,huh?
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-09-23 19:26:08
sadddddddddddddddddd :(
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Sprinkles (10609)
2007-09-23 19:41:38
Ah...wait a minute. Relish mixed with mayonnaise is TARTAR SAUCE!

Get some fried seafood to go with it.

Is eating only tartar sauce for seventeen years normal? Who cares! You made it to 97 doing this!? Maybe I'll give it a try.

Now come on....really....are you serious? Is it a poverty thing? Are you snagging the relish and mayo packets from a local fast food place? Or are you just another fabricator of strange and rude tales here on IIN?

I mean..you know....I have this image in my head now of some poor, destitute senior citizen sucking on a lifted mayo packet. Squeezing the mayonnaise into her mouth. The only thing she can find to eat.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-09-23 19:45:09
@: mm_2184
Go to hell Slackjaw!
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turnstile43 (9189)
2007-11-25 00:46:14
oh yeah, i eat that all the time
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logoff (10539)
2007-12-23 14:54:56
@: gizzie56
kiss my ass
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logoff (10539)
2007-12-23 14:55:35
@: logoff
i eat whatever i can find
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YingYang (15408)
2008-08-12 10:36:18
You are almost going to die, so why not have a steak.
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