Mofo didn't write it. In this one case, I think I'm going to break the anonymity rules for stories. Rambo (3134) wrote this, and it's lame. At least put this kind of crap in the off topic area.
Is it wierd to sleep naked? - I sleep in the nude a lot... partially because i move around in my sleep and my pajamas just get tangled in my sheets. i only do i...
I avoid taking a dump? - I have had a habit, for as long as I can remember, of avoiding my number 2's. When I feel like I need to go, I'll sit on the floor...
Mister Roger's Neighborhood - I don't know if I am the only one that feels this way but I am really scared of Mr Roger from Mister Rogers Neighborhood. I never ...
Can not cum at 13 - OK, iv been wanking for over a year now, but every time i get to a point where i feel something is about to happen, i desperately ...
Ugly-Duckling Syndrome - For those of you who don't know, Ugly Duckling Syndrome is where a really beautiful girl doesn't know she is beautiful because she...
CHINKS. - I hate chinese people and their fcukin cameras and i-pods and mobile phones and their technology and the stupid obsession with car...
Girl with pot belly - I'm a girl in college, and I've heard that most students gain the Freshman Fifteen when they first attend college. I used to have ...
Rosie O'Donnell - Is it normal to hate Rosie O'Donnell? I think she's a fat, ugly, and a pathetic lesbian that tries too hard to be funny. I think s...
"THAT'S SO GAY" RANT - I hate when people say "That's so gay" about inanimate objects. That is the phrase of people who live and breathe stupid...
Kissing my friends d*** - Is that normal?, He knows I am bi, he is supposedly straight, he has a big one, and I kissed it. Is it normal?
Lol X)