Oranges

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I like this post. I believe that your peel obsession is perfectly normal. I do the same with apples and beer bottle labels.

your a bit sad :P

Actually what is sad is that I had enough time on my hands to post my obsession.

hmm...thats kinda like how when i peel a banana, i want it to be perfectly even. so i think you are normal :]

I have never been able to do this I reckon it looks good one whole strand of peel

yes it does but it takes some trying. I have a friend who told me to try it and now I do it all the time, probably comes from doing boring jobs like road maintenance and having too much time on my hands.

it must be the most satisfying thing when you can get the skin to peel off in one complete piece... unfortunatly i have been unsucessful at doing this, and i have also never tried this on an orange.... or on any fruit. i can never get the skin off in one piece becasue no matter how tight you make the rope the assholes always tend to struggle and squirm... they fuck up my fun... i contemplated killing the next one before skining him just to see if i can get it all of in one piece, and maybe try it on as like a jump suit or better yet a halloween costume.... Freedom i must say sorry for leaving the mess in the interrogation room last weekend, i tried to clean it as best as possible and i even left a note for the janitor to get his ass in there and bleach the place down but shocka zulu has been draging his feet... i think i need to write a formal complaint.... maybe i can get nuckfuts the toilet scrubber in there to clean it up.
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General Griffen

i can do it... just keep the tear small & its easier to control. i dun like peelers cos they remove the pith & i like it so i use my hands.

haha thats funny. when i cut the skin of my apple i dont like it when it breaks either. its normal :P

Griffen you know as well as I do that it's just not as satasfying when you skin a person who's already dead. maybe more ropes, or leather straps, they might get in the way, but they could help prevent squirming. also try to relax and work more slowly, it makes it go easier and causes more pain for the victim.

no

While skinning the f*ckers, tell them things like "I f*cked ur wife and daughter" or "I shot ur dog". Don't worry ur all normal.

Peace

Pres. MoFo of "The A.R.M"

YA NO YOU ARE NOT NORMAL MY FRIEND !!!

Yo Griff get a life imbacile. Your NOT NORMAL fuc.kin idiot!!!

I used to do that a lot until a girl in a bar told me that my peeling labels meant I was sexually frustrated.

That's actually a really good talent. Be proud of yourself silly!!

ok....

yes, I love that, try it with clementines though, that works best. The peel doesn't break as easily, and u can reshape it

So, I just joined this site and what I have to say here has absolutely nothing to do with this story. I'm sorry. I was unsure of how else to contact you.

With that said, I must commend you on your harsh reprimands towards those who A) refuse to use punctuation B)refuse to correct typos or C) just plain suck.

I am all about giving advice, but not to people who can't coherently express their problem. If you don't care enough to proofread your submission in an effort to make it understandable to the people trying to help you, then your problem's not really that important after all and you were just looking for people to whine at.

Wow alot of replys on this!!!!

Yup I think its normal, I do the same thing

Very normal. Im sure a lot more people do this then you think. My brother does the same thing. He also rinses his dishes when he puts them in the sink but will not set them down until every crumb is rinsed off. Weird huh?

100% fake

You're 100% fake

and just what makes you think that it's fake?

its an orange peel why would this be fake