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I am married and at times I have to make my own pleasure as my wife is often away on business.I have some really off beat fantasies and some of them I still have to experience.
One of those I enjoy is to wear some loose boxer shorts and with a full bladder walk about out in the garden while slowly wetting myself. Then I keep them on until dry and smell them cos I like the smell of my own urine. This usually ends up with me wanking and trying to shoot my load into my mouth but I lose the urge just as I am about to cum and shoot the lot down my chest. I get annoyed at this falure but cannot counter the moment of "grossing out" I am really desperate to achieve this tasteing as I did it once as a young guy and want to try again. Do any of your readers have any ideas for me. To shoot in my hand and then lick it up is just as futile.
I hope to get some interesting ideas on this.
Richard
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Be_weird_with_me (8615)
2007-07-16 05:09:51
um, maybe you should tell your wife about this, then maybe you could do something with her instead of having to pleasure yourself all the time.
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I_am_the_Walrus (9134)
2007-07-16 06:25:35
come on dont wimp out.how can you expect your wife to catch your load with her mouth when you wont?
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reallykinky (9396)
2007-07-16 07:39:25
@: Be_weird_with_me
Thanks for responding. I only do these things when she's away but I do admit I enjoy them intensely. I just wish I could get to the "taste" thing with out backing out.
Thanks again...
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reallykinky (9396)
2007-07-16 07:41:47
@: I_am_the_Walrus
I only ever ask my wife to blow me and don't expect her to take my load. She did once, by accident, as I didn't let her know I was cumming and she took the first shot and nearly threw up. I cold hardly withhold my laughter as she was almost sick all over the bed.
I do suck the occasional guy and always take the load and find it refreshingly pleasant. Next I want to swallow.
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I_am_the_Walrus (9134)
2007-07-16 17:32:30
@: reallykinky
so youll allow another guy to spew into your mouth but you cant take your own load?are you shittin us? I mean I aint got nothing against a guy wanting to suck off another guy but damn I dont think if I did that Id be scared of my own man gravy.
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reallykinky (9396)
2007-07-17 05:26:02
I just can't get to actually doing it.
I start ut keen and decided to take the whole load in my mouth and as the cum starts to fly,,,I gross out.
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ihateblackpee (9463)
2007-07-21 01:16:53
UR GAY KINKY
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reallykinky (9396)
2007-07-21 14:17:57
Blackpee,,,you again. Why don't you go FUCK YOUR KNUCKLE...?
Fuckn moron.
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greatman05 (9935)
2007-08-11 23:52:23
It happens. Most men really lost the desire to eat their own cum after orgasm/ejaculation. JackinWorld explains this. The best way is to try and get as horny as possible, that way you won't lose too much of the desire to eat your own cum...
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AllTaboo25 (10052)
2007-08-23 20:59:43
suck some other dude's dick, fool
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