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parasitic hydra
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My girlfriend is goregeous and she's always got some arsehole chasing her pretending to be her friend while trying to get into her pants. She doesn't get along well with women & I don't mind her having male friends but I can smell a parasite a mile away. The problem is they're like a hydra. you cut off one head and there's another in it's place before you can wipe the knife. Is there a secret society of these pricks somewhere? Is there somehwere I can go to get her taken off their list? Why are they all called Dan, Jamie & Brett? What's going on here!?
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Comments (13)
Missgoddess (5500)
2007-01-25 19:06:53
I am a girl who doesn't get along with other women either. I have the same problem.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-25 19:15:42
She is probably friendly and they arte reading this the wrong way you will have to trust her and keep her interested in you
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crazyme (4954)
2007-01-25 21:31:06
Let her do whatever...as long as she treats them like friends. If you tell her to stop hang out with those guys...she will get mad at you and it's not a good sign. But try to protect her back, you can never trust those guys...
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-26 02:17:54
yep, i don't give a fuck!!
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Shaka_Zulu (3938)
2007-01-26 02:25:00
smithee if u dun give a fuck y comment? du u thing pple give a fuck bout you giving a fuck? dun delude yourself.
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2007-01-26 05:30:35
Gang-bang.
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-26 11:15:29
and i'm sure no one gives a fuck about you shaka
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george_bojo_II (5543)
2007-01-28 08:08:50
stab 1 the rest will be all like

"THAT MOFO IS CRAZY, DON"T MESS WITH HIS BI*CH!"
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BillyJeanisnotmygirl (11539)
2007-11-04 22:26:27
As for those pricks...... those are called guys. If u and one of them swapped places guess what? you would have green and blue scales and giant vicious teeth
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cranberri (11177)
2007-11-07 09:32:56
tell your girlfriend to go postal
I had a dude stalk me for months, he found out my number, where i lived, and would call my house phone to ask my roomates where i was, and show up there with flowers. He would act like it was a coincidence that we met. But why would he just carry around flowers? He would myspace me every day i blocked him, so he got his sister to harass me, I moved, got a new#, and went crazy ho on him one day.
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marshmallow (11765)
2007-11-19 14:29:16
someone look at my posts: look at Stubborn, Can't Walk Away or Ipod Nano! Thnx!
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shag776 (15982)
2008-08-29 01:44:07
get you're dad's gun and pop a cap in his motherfuckin ass playa
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singleguyinmarion (18351)
2008-12-08 22:05:23
I've had the same feelings. You gotta date more or something... there's nothing more hot than what's taboo.
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