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parents still f**k
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im 23 w two kids and im still living at home bc i have no f**king money. a couple nights ago i could hear my parents f**king. it made me really angry. at first i thought i was angry bc it woke me up and that sh*t was nasty. but after further analyzation of my feelings, i realize that im really angry bc two mid-aged losers are getting more action/love than i am. i feel guilty for feeling this way. am i normal? or f**ked up
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Comments (16)
I can see your point, your normal
Your fucked up if you were as together as they were youd have your own money and your own place grow up and get your shit together
Your parents aren't middle aged losers!, they're still together and obviously in love with each other AND they love you enough to take you and your children into their home!
I hate to tell you this, but you're the loser for being 23 and still living with your parents. Your parents aren't losers, they still have an active love life and found it in their hearts to let you live with them.
YOU ARE THE LOOSER!
i can understand that maybe you have not had luck lately and that is why you have to live with your parents and that is the root of your anger. but do you want to be 50-60yrs old and just because of your age have no sex at all??
is normal you feel guilty, the cause or your anger is different
wow, you guy
sorry, i meant.. you guys are so harsh. i guess i am a loser. haha, its funny i feel like i have to defend myself bc i cant take that much criticism or something. Im living with my parents bc im going through a divorce and I am still in school so i havent been able to support myself. I accept that im a loser, it just feels like shit. and im bitter...but thanks for the slap in the face
your fucked up, get a life,at your age you should be outta the house and giving your parents some peace.to do what they want,ya selfish bastard.
and fuck your divorce, divorce is to easy for you shmucks.Till death us do part, yeah right.
Very funny post. One time, I was at a club med in the bahamas where I traveled solo to do some diving. In the room opposite a young couple were having sex. The girl was orgasming for hours and I couldn't get to sleep. It felt rather crappy alone in my room while the guy next door was having a great time. oh well
So you're evidently emo as fuck. Only a 23 year old emo dude would get no pussy. Are you a virgin or just a hot steaming pile of lazy worthless shit?

There's only a few solutions for you. They are:

-Suicide
-Getting in trouble with the law a shit load of times till you get life sentence, that's always fun.
-Barge in on your parents next intimate sex, pull your dad's penis out, put yours in your mother and bang away till your dad is in serious envy of you.
-Cry for a long time then jump out the window and hope someone says "I care"...although, I doubt you have any friends so whatever
-Go get some friends. I suggest the streets first, hookers are NOT one night stands, I'll tell you that.
-Tits or gtfo.

I hope this guide helps you to a better life. Well, I hope you do one of the following because you're in a deep shit hole we like to call FAGGOT.
actually im a girl...lol, ur such an asshole wtf. yeah i dont really have friends, suicide would b cool but i cant abandon my kids.
Id say you are mad because you are living at home and getting no pussy and maybe you even are mad because you find your mom somewhat attractive and youre sore that your dad is pounding the shit out of her.why not get a job and your own place and then get laid and all will be right again?
All emo's look like girls you fag, and you shouldn't have kids if you're emo. I bet they're 3 times more fucked up than you, you stupid bitch .
Two middle aged losers?

I guess so, to have a son like you.

I strongly suggest you kill yourself, and be sure to get your entire head in front of the shotgun.

October - Disgusted!
There is only one soludion: You must kill yourself.