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Pee in a Bottle
Thismorning I really needed to pee, so I held it as long as I could. I live with 3 girls and one of them was in the bathroom (toilet and shower are in the same room) and It was getting painful
I went to the recycle bin and opted to grab a 600ml bottle instead of the 1 litre milk bottle
I took it back to my room and emptied myself into it. - it was full! Should have grabbed the 1 litre bottle instead!
Then I tipped it out the window into the rose bush.
I think I'll be doing this more often. I don't need to use 20 litres of water to flush away 600ml's of piss!
I went to the recycle bin and opted to grab a 600ml bottle instead of the 1 litre milk bottle
I took it back to my room and emptied myself into it. - it was full! Should have grabbed the 1 litre bottle instead!
Then I tipped it out the window into the rose bush.
I think I'll be doing this more often. I don't need to use 20 litres of water to flush away 600ml's of piss!
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Just don't ever absentmindedly put it in the refrigerator, I don't think you could ever make eye contact with your mom again after you came home from school and she told you all about the apple juice she just threw out and how "horrid" it tasted.
I doubt it's especially good for the flowers though; some day soon I expect you will be walking through a forest or something and all of a sudden great carnivorous ancestors of the rose bush will find you, take you to their underground lair and seek their retribution. They're sneaky bastards but they're not fooling me....
BEWARE THE CARNIVOROUS SUBTERRANEAN PETAL PEOPLE
and Regis Philbin he's one of THEM
You didn't have anytime to get to the bathroom
On long car trips, we used a bucket. As far as the roses. Its probably better than fertilizer
I wouldn't make a habit of this, unless the same situation arises.
you should see a shrink if you really believe
that
Pee in the funnel that is attached to one end of the hose. Obviously you run the hose away from the house. and you will flush with a cup of water.
you shall save water
but dnt just make a habbit of it simply because you dnt want to waste water flushing the toilet...that is disgusting.
I pee everywhere, instead of the toilet:
while walking the dog, I go in a bush to pee,
I pee in the shower, so i do not have to flush
in the sink (mainly because my grampa did that)
Peeing in a jar is normal, it sometimes smells disgusting if you leave it hanging around, I had a chamberpot as a kid, until I was 5.
How do u do it if ur a woman?
I hope i would have the chance to try that
It was weird but kind of interesting to see how much pee came out of me. I nearly peed two and a half glassfuls and had to empty the cup into the sink twice before finishing!