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Thismorning I really needed to pee, so I held it as long as I could. I live with 3 girls and one of them was in the bathroom (toilet and shower are in the same room) and It was getting painful

I went to the recycle bin and opted to grab a 600ml bottle instead of the 1 litre milk bottle

I took it back to my room and emptied myself into it. - it was full! Should have grabbed the 1 litre bottle instead!

Then I tipped it out the window into the rose bush.

I think I'll be doing this more often. I don't need to use 20 litres of water to flush away 600ml's of piss!
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Moi
How romantic, opening your bedroom window and letting your girl smell the pee roses . . .
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@: Moi
I like that comment! It's so funny :)
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Come on, you are a guy,,, the world is your urinal, we can pee anywhere
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@: blazveb
dont pee on crops or plants, itll kill em
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if you pee on my crops on my property you get a hole in your head lol
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@: blazveb
Id think about that before you decide to pee anywhere
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@: blazveb
Come on, you're a human being! Not an animal...! (At least I hope not..)
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Should've just peed out the window.
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I do this all the time.
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If I was a guy I'd do the same thing.
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i know sometimes when my mate wakes up at night and cbf going to the toilet he pees in an empty bottle and leaves it next to his bed to deal with later. is that normal?
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I pee in bottles all the time! Just make sure there is an air gap between the bottle opening and the tip of your shlong! The back pressure hurts like a bitch if you dont vent properly!
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i do it sometimes when i don't want to go to the toilet... in fact in my trash i have 2 33ml bottles full with my pee
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If were not supposed to pee into bottles why is it so damn convenient?!
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lol yea its normal im a girl and i do that only when i have too
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How do you aim for it...?
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mmm same
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i do this too and ima girl x
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@: wowow
Ditto but I use a shewee so I can go in any bottle
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yes! I've done this before, I'm a woman. That is the total camping-style option too. In the middle of the night in a freezing tent? yes.
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XD,
How do u do it if ur a woman?
I hope i would have the chance to try that
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I also pee in a bottle due to my having to go 3 or 4 times in any given night. I used to dump my urine out of the window, but it must have worked its way into the roof tiles because the smell of stale urine would permeate my room if I left the window open. Now I simply dispose of the urine in the toilet when the bottle is full. I noticed something odd the other day however, when I disposed of an old urine bottle. I put the cap on it and placed it in the trash and within hours the inside of the bottle had turned a dark, mossy green. I've tried to find out the reason for this (out of shear curiosity) but have been unable to do so. Is it simply a result of mold forming on the urine residue? P.S. Slackjawedyokel - I have long considered the possibility of a hose leading to the ground but have not yet tried it out.
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it might be a bad move... animals can do it cause they're moving around. But when you live in a home, your pee stays with you. If you could avoid it from EVER smelling, then I'd say more power to you.
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nakedtime10
You should try peeing in mountain Dew bottle's I do it all the time. I'll even put em in the freezer to save for later. : )
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ewww
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Well I always thought there was nothing wrong with pissing in a bottle, because i didnt want to go to the toilet 13 times in one night just cause i couldnt sleep, but they were found and now my parents think i am crazy, i should of dumped it, damn, its good to see tho that others do not find this crazy.
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i used to do it a lot.we lived in a big old house and I had the whole upstairs to myself but like my old farmhouses it didnt have a bathroom upstairs.so I kept a screw top bottle with a big mouth in my nightstand instead of having to get up and go all the way downstairs.I got so used to peeing in that I literally could do it without being fully awake.I also toyed with a device that had a funnel in my room and a plastic hose leading down to the ground to pee into but i never could get it to work right.
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nice thinking
you shall save water
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i used to do this when i used to cum not a bad idea u could have used a bathroom instead
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OH dude! I totally just did this this morning, and it isn't the first time either! I woke up too late and I didn't want to leave my room because my dad was working in the next room, so I just peed in a jar and tossed the liquid outside, it melted the snow around my window! lol

I pee everywhere, instead of the toilet:

while walking the dog, I go in a bush to pee,
I pee in the shower, so i do not have to flush
in the sink (mainly because my grampa did that)
Peeing in a jar is normal, it sometimes smells disgusting if you leave it hanging around, I had a chamberpot as a kid, until I was 5.
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I do this all the time, usually when I'm just about to fall asleep and I really don't want to roll out of a bed and put clothes and fumble my way over to the bathroom in the pitch black. It is quite surprising how much urine your bladder actually contains!
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I use to pee in a bottle when I had to walk up a set of stairs and wake my roommate in my past.
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i do it....and im a girl :)
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@: Pixie09
how do you aim
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I think this is a girl who wrote this story. Am I right ?
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So i also have a two 2 story farm house. I hate having to sneak around just to go to the pisser. Here's my litte invention: 1. 50 ft water hose that you hang out of ur window. 2. funnel (urinal) . 3. bucket full of water with an extra cup for pitching.
Pee in the funnel that is attached to one end of the hose. Obviously you run the hose away from the house. and you will flush with a cup of water.
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Pee smells. It's nasty! Use el toileto
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being in the military i've found myself stuck in places where i'd had no choice but to do it. and i know a handful of people in my platoon that do it and/or has done it before. so i really dont think its that weird.
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I've peed in bottles, bushes, trees, showers, and my cat's litter box. When I was little I took a huge crap on my neighbors yard :)
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Peeing in a bottle is ok but dont pour it on the rose bushes cause there is a high salt content in pee and it will kill the roses and other plants, making that patch of land unviable for (i think) all plants.
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Yes it's normal I do it when I'm to lazy to get up I'm a girl btw. Lol and boys, just beacuse girls don't have a penis doesn't mean we can't pee in a bottle. xo
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Common fora meth head
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The world is your urinal. Piss wherever you want! piss on the street, in your backyard-hell-even in your ex's drinK!
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METHOSjr.
Save the piss and pour it into your neighbor's car vents. When the sun hits that shit, whoooWeee. Instant burnt hot-dog stink!!
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that is sick
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Nah, it's pretty damn cool..
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You're supposed you yell "GARDYLOO" when disposing of waste water onto the street below, to warn the passers-by.
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I've been doing this since I learned to drive. Peeing in the car while driving and trying to not get it on you is great. This is a right of passage for guys, poor girls can't do this....that'a f**kd up
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The girls can use a coffee can. No need for them to feel left out.
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Hey, at least you weren't with a tremendous need to take a crap and that out of desperation you took a supermarket plastic bag, went quietly into the kitchen, pulled your pants down, squatted, put the bag near ur arss and then let go the stinky doodie, filling the entire kitchen with a shit smell that wouldn't go away! lol....
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Genius20
Well Who Wouldn't Do That If They Had To Pee. I Only Do When Theres No Other Option But We Have Needs And Urges That Must Be Satisfied. Do What Ever You Have To Do To Take Care Of Your Needs.
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Now that you have mastered the bottle,why don't you shit in a bag? How long have you been walking upright.
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Those poor rose bushes. Do you really want the outside of your house to smell like a latrine?
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@: selma
well it'd stop the burglars .. maybe
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LOL
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Becuase that'd hurt. Duh.
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ahahah thats great !
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say no to crack leo!
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why dont you just pee out the window and into the bushes or just wait
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I have not peed in a bottle before, I have peed in a small trashcan before when I really needed to o really bad and could wait for some one to get out the bathroom... So yes it is normal, just don't do it all the time. Have a enough decency for yourself to hold out to the bathroom.
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I've done this countless times before school...only in a water bottle lol.
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yeah same shit hapend to me i has like 3 sitting there in my room and my dad picked me up from school and was in tears and asked me if i would be imbarased if he told my friend i said wat that i piss in botteld i replied yes and he told me he wasnt proud of me for like the 30th time and that i was lazy and he was embarased of me and said that he has a nephew that is 400 punds and retarted that can still piss on his own now i am sad.....
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i cum in a bottle
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Piss outside
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I've done it to. I used to stay in the attic of a rooming house. With the bathroom being downstairs me working nights and this asshole named larry that no one likes who I always tried to avoid. It worked for me. Now I stay with good people and I don't have to worry about retard Larry. So now I piss in the shitter.
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Absolutely normal.

I don't generally at home (no problems with morning toilet access!), but when in the car and there isn't a rest-stop in the area, or when camping, I often use a bottle.

Nalgene 1L Wide-mouth, it's about 2" across and ideal for men & women. Good top and easily cleaned.
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why dont you better just open the window and pee
""big sarcasm""
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You should have tried to wait until the bitches came out of the bathroom,then pissed in their mouths instead.
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Keep a bottle in your car to pee on the go. A coffee can works for the girls.
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Princess__Ruby
There's this guy I know called John. He peed in a bottle and poured it into my lunchbox when I was in primary school. :(
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normal.
my husband keeps an empty water bottle in his car. he pees in it and this part makes me angry. He litters and throws it out on to the ground. One still sitting there in my garage under the neighbor's car.
fkn disgusting.
To me it is normal to pee in a bottle for men how ever make sure you dispose of it properly, not like my stupid ass x who fkn litters for the whole world to see his piss in a bottle
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I like to pee in water balloons and throw them at stuff and people. nothing like driving down the street and nailing someone in the back of the head with a pee balloon
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I always had to do this in undergrad for the same reason!
Don't be ashamed, you should keep those pee bottles on a shelf as trophies of your ingenuity
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It's normal i guess. Good for you for helping the environment and saving water. By the way roses don't smell so what's wrong with adding ur own scent?
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Next time just flush the toilet a few times, they'll get the message. Or a few dead bugs in their shampoo never hurt anyone; simply collect them from the windowsill.
Just don't ever absentmindedly put it in the refrigerator, I don't think you could ever make eye contact with your mom again after you came home from school and she told you all about the apple juice she just threw out and how "horrid" it tasted.
I doubt it's especially good for the flowers though; some day soon I expect you will be walking through a forest or something and all of a sudden great carnivorous ancestors of the rose bush will find you, take you to their underground lair and seek their retribution. They're sneaky bastards but they're not fooling me....
BEWARE THE CARNIVOROUS SUBTERRANEAN PETAL PEOPLE
and Regis Philbin he's one of THEM
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Nothing wrong with it - urine's sterile, it contains chemicals that are good for plants, and @: Herbivore
Animals don't just pee on things when they move around. They pee on things in their territory to show that it's their territory. It's clean, it's sterile. Just don't drink it, it can't taste good.
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@: Leziath
no its not good for plants. it kills them cause of the salt in it and prevents new ones from growing. thats why farmers dont use pee to fertilize crops.
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no such thing as carnivorous petal people
you should see a shrink if you really believe
that
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Wtf
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In your situation it was a normal thing to do
You didn't have anytime to get to the bathroom
On long car trips, we used a bucket. As far as the roses. Its probably better than fertilizer
I wouldn't make a habit of this, unless the same situation arises.
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its okay if u have to go and theres definately no other way to go...better than peeing your pants
but dnt just make a habbit of it simply because you dnt want to waste water flushing the toilet...that is disgusting.
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stargirl5891
I've done it before

It was weird but kind of interesting to see how much pee came out of me. I nearly peed two and a half glassfuls and had to empty the cup into the sink twice before finishing!
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Just pouring it on plants is a a bad idea, too concentrated, and it will stink. You need to water dillute it after you pour it in the soil, a lot of trouble really. Folks just tossing it out the window are giving the neighbors a bad experience, the smell is strong, and won't go away as fast as you think.

Piss bottles work, but well, toss them out or deal with them quickly because they begin to smell very quickly. Nothing is quite as pungent as the smell of ammonia from urine going off. Also the risk of spill is a bad thing. So yes You can do it, but get rid of it asap.

Wide mouth bottles work best obvoiusly, trying to piss into a small mouth bottle is asking for trouble.
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I remember one time i had to pee so I peed on the (hot stones) in a sauna. Smelled terrible :P
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