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Hey im Damian!

I work at my dads pizza place sometimes and i get so bored at times that i jerk off in the back where they make the pizza's! Sometimes when there is a fussy customer or somethin, i jizz all over their food!!! It gives me a bit of a rush, and people cant stop complimenting the food!!! Is it normal for people to enjoy he taste of my sperm on their food???
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (14)
HoTsHoTs_2 (5242)
2007-02-02 05:01:54
I would be more worried about having a shit name like Damien
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Damian_Owen (5643)
2007-02-02 07:17:43
@: HoTsHoTs_2
I know, but what can i do? it's my parents fault that they gave me this shitty name... Maybe i should change it to a cool name like Sergio! Probably still won't get any chicks though...Im openly gay!
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crazyme (4954)
2007-02-02 08:19:47
Which pizza do you work for? What state do you live? hehehe so I can avoid that pizza...
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Bobert (4857)
2007-02-02 11:34:50
This is why I still feel edgy about eating food I haven't prepared myself or I can't watch get prepared by someone else. You just can't trust people with your food these days.
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smithee (4389)
2007-02-02 11:42:03
well good one, those customers deserved it i guess...
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master_of_batio (5514)
2007-02-02 12:28:56
I bet you it tastes better. Carry on --- your just an old romantic.
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persianguy (4603)
2007-02-02 16:35:06
yeh i shit on ur moms ceral every day , no bigggie!
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wtfisthat (5696)
2007-02-04 13:59:56
first of all thats so fake and second if it is true ur a dum ass
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kman18 (5719)
2007-02-05 16:12:57
ewww. u better b lying because if someone ketches u your goin 2 the slammer
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lizzie (4861)
2007-02-07 12:38:10
i work at the chicken shop down the rd from you and i spit on the chicken you buy.
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hellothere (6680)
2007-03-18 10:42:59
i am going to be super nice to resteraunts now!!!
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Oracle (6586)
2007-04-08 20:54:32
That is probably a bad idea, th place could be shut down f a health inspctr found out. I would stop doing it
Peace Out
Oracle
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troy2506 (10895)
2007-09-29 00:15:13
i love it when someone grinds there shit into small salt size grains and sprinkles it onto my pizza
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SweetAngel (10282)
2007-11-26 17:58:40
@: troy2506
I HOPE YOU DIE AND THE YOUR PENIS WILL FALL OFF
IN THAT ORDER
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