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I've recently started wiping the end of my penis with toilet paper after taking a piss, I guess similarly to how girls do when they've taken a slash. It makes sense to me as otherwise my boxers will absorb all the piss surely. Normal?
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Finally...someone who does...that!!!

Totally cool.
i ask my brother to do that because he smells like piss...but he says thats gay...i said would you like it if i smell like fish or pee. he says...oh thats dirty girls...i say...go clean yo pissy ass.
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This has actually started to bother me lately! Finding myself doing that--but it's better than just normal: it's clean. Which is sadly a little rare among men.

The fact is: most men walk around every day with just a LITTLE splotch of pee in their boxers or briefs, sometimes, I imagine, staining out into their pants... because they DON'T wipe off, after. THEY'RE the ones who are f---ing a little sick! And sometimes, when you're unfortunate enough to stand close to one, you'll smell the f---ing pee--that's sickening!

The same guys, who don't wipe after peeing, are the guys I imagine give up while wiping their asses, even though they see fresh shit on the paper--becuase they've been "wiping too long" and "don't have all day." ALL this, in short, is why men tend to stink more than women.
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It prevents APD (After-piss dribble) so you're alright.
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dontcarewhatyouthink
i saw my grandpa do that once
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I think that's quite unique, but sanitary.
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Good job, keep wiping, that way you won't be smelling of accumulated dried pee and your girlfriend/boyfriend will be happy.
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I thought my 10 yr son was being weird because he does it. He complains that if he doesn't he gets droplets in his undies. Thank god, I guess he must be normal then.
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it aint weird, who wants to have dried pee throughout the whole day? its just for the sake of being sanitary
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I just started doing this. Everytime I pee, I'd give myself a good shake and I'd end up with pee spots on my boxers. It doesn't matter how much I shake or for how long. It's really annoying. Wiping Mr. Happy seems to help a bit.
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someone really dear to me told me he does it and i totally respect that
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I had no idea so many guys don't wipe their dicks when they can.
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GuyThatHateYou
wat makes u thing if i dont wipe my ass ima gonna wipe my dick
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Well it depends on if you're cut or not, either way it doesn't seem like a big deal if you do or not. My boyfriend wipes his dick. It seems preferable to getting piss on your boxers.
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I often put some toilet paper in my underwear for that reason. My damn penis has to ejaculate some pee ONLY when I pull my pants back up/put my dick back in. Sometimes, I try to trick it. I try to make the last drops come out, but it rarely works. I always end up with some drops in my underwear.
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@: Malfoy
I'm not completely sure why it doesn't work, but something about the comfort of being tucked back in makes a few more drops come out.
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violent10dency
I'm so glad I don't have a dick!!!
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agreed!

still..boys..wipe it. its cool, girls like. ^^
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Yeah sometimes a few drops come out after putting it away. Beat rather to Shake n Wipe boy! Better be safe than sorry I tell ya..
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vansshoes
Shake it up
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Woah! Lmao. I'm glad I'm a girl.
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A+ for topic title. NEXT
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All I know is I really could go for a pizza right now...
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Adolf_Hitler
Shaking just doesn't work Like using toilet paper.

Toilet paper > Shaking.
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i started to do that abou 5 years ago after i realized i had to change my underwear like 7 times a day. I don't like the pee stains!!!like to keep myself clean.
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This is funny as my lady always loved this about me. I've been wipping since as long as I can remember, if not you will leak in your draws. It's no different then a garden hose, you shut-off the hose and you get after drips, all men should sqeeze from the top to the bottom of the head, and then wipe.


Totally normal, although I'm the only guy that I know who does it.
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i do it too its perfectly normal bro
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Not only is that normal, it's a good policy. Guys leak, my ex did and it was gross. I wish he had done that. Perhaps by now he has learned his lesson.
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I do.
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I thought everyone wipes it...
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no this is unmanly and considered a sign of homosexuality where i come from, let the piss drip down your leg, it will make you feel like a man
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I agree. After pissing put it back in the pants. If you dont like it youre gay. Being gay is unmanly. I love being a guy and macho. I want men to feel like men. In my area its the same thing. Guys have to get used to wet stains.
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I can't remember the last time i've wiped. Its what were taught when guys are younger, but most guys shake it off. Plus its saving the environment.
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@: Pinger
Nah, I don't wipe it either... I change my freaking underwear almost everyday, so I guess it's no big deal dude...! ;)
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@: theRooZ
LAMO ALMOST every single day?
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my ex did that. I don't think it's odd. Peeing in the kitchen sink though? Most def. gross.
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I think normal guys just shake it off, but your way works just as well...
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Eva_Braun88
Lol everyone should wipe. If you only shake it ur discusting and need to wash ur briefs better.
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I think its normal. nothing wrong with being clean. the after drips happen because the urethra is slightly u shaped creating a tiny reservoir which holds a little wee after the main flows over. this can be passed by firmly but gently pulling ur bell end outwards and lifting up behind ur balls a few times. this pic makes it easy to visualise:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Male_anatomy.png

followed with a final shake this should stop you getting dirty pee pants. but personally i love just sitting around in my dirty pee pants all day long :)
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i do that! normal xD girls l
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I do. I'm 50 and at that age where my body is changing. I have a slower flow, have to go more and always a few dribbles at the end. No matter how good I clean, I usually get a few after tucking in.
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I do this myself and I was going to ask this question myself. I think it's normal and quite sensible. I don't want pee in my boxer briefs.
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Its not normal. Its gay if you do it. After peeing dont shake the drops just slide it back into the underwear. It feels nice after you pissed. The wet spots cool your willie and it feels good. Guys love having pee spots in their underwear if you dont your gay.
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I don't quite know what kind of retarded countries you guys live in, but amongst 'normal' people, you clean yourself by using pieces of paper called "toilet paper" after going to piss or shit.
That's such a standard and basic hygiene rule to follow, that only idiots would not do it, as you would smell, stink, be repulsive, and risk quite a few infections otherwise.

As for wiping being gay... if being a dirty, stinky walking piss stand is so manly, then I'm surely gay!
But weirdly enough, my gf doesn't complain!
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The only reason most people say it is normal because men that do wipe their penises are the only men that search this question!!!!
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I have been doing it since I was maybe 10 years old. I think I realized I had to do it because the doctor gave me some ointment to apply on my Tool; I believe it was because I never wiped it and I am uncircumcised so it kinda just went bad!

Everything is perfectly normal now, it was just an antimicrobial/antibacterial cream to clean up.

The worst is when I told my guy friends they would laugh and be like "wtf, why?" And sometimes I feel I lose masculinity by walking straight into a stall and urinating instead of a urinal. Sorry I had to put that all out there because I thought I was weird but trying to be clean!
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Totally weird!
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Just shake it off, us guys gotta get back to bein men again. Shake it like a polaroid picture!
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yeah guys don't talk about this but now I do it everytime I piss I guess other guys don't mind piss on their boxers or their penises are too small but I always squeeze out and wipe. pretty clean person too
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Maaaan!!! I heard about a few dudes who I know doing this, now for some stupid 'pissing' reason I've started doing it! forget about this post and ever hearing of this, dick wiping is growing out of control, don't become a victim of its wildfire spread! its like a yawn but with piss and paper.
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I just caught my boyfriend wiping this morning, which prompted me to search the internet for the normalcy of this act. Although he's the only guy I've ever seen or known of to do this, and although eight of the nine people I mass texted asking if this was weird said it was, I guess I feel a little better knowing that this is not necessarily the thing that determines whether or not he's gay.
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I whipped my dick on a cat once, then dried my hands with a dog and jumped out the window backwards and done a fanny fart, so what sue me?
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