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pets assholes on my carpet!!!! lol
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Ok this might sound weird but does anybody ever think that when a pet, say cat or dog sits down their asshole is touching whatever they are sitting on? Does anyone else find this disgusting?? Because sometimes i will look over at my cat and she will be sitting on my bed and i just think to myself when i go to bed at night i am snuggling with covers that have touched my cats asshole lol. Or what about after an animal takes a fat shit lol then sits on a chair then you sit down in the chair and stick you hand where the animals ass was w/o even knowing and then later on touch your face with the same hand or even stick it in you mouth, if you chew your nails or something??? It probably isnt very sanitary. lol i guess im just weird .
Do you think it's normal?
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Anonymous
2006-02-06 02:12:56
Yer like when the dog or cat trys to sit on ure foot, and you have no sox on, eww.
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silence (442)
2006-02-06 03:14:14
Wash your hands? Use spray sanitzer? It's the same principle when you walk around outside barefooted, you are touched everything that wild animals asses have sat one.

Also I think you forget that animals lick their asses so it isn't covered in shit.
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-02-06 12:49:08
Uggh and then they go lick your face yummy.
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cato (769)
2006-02-08 00:17:18
This is the reason up to three billion (yes billion with a b) people have parasites living in their bodies.

Google "The Return of the Puppet Masters," it's a blog post dealing with this subject.
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Doc12 (1302)
2006-02-09 14:01:12
@: cato
I feel the same way, it IS disgustiing and I think you ARE normal. Especially with certain breeds of dog which have huge assholes and their balls dragging wherever they go. I feel the same way about people, like I refuse to touch other peoples' used underwear or let them in my kitchen naked. BTW am I normal?
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citizenpremier (159)
2006-02-13 16:53:39
Why do you have a cat?
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.xox.mle (1365)
2006-02-20 14:52:38
make your cat wear a diaper at all times. all animals should be wearing diapers. [im being sarcastic]
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Katness (768)
2006-03-06 20:51:09
That doesn't bother me so much anymore. But then I've stopped caring about that. Otherwise it will make me panic, and I absolutely love this kitten that my sister's best friend has which might end up going to me:D
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Mizuka-sama (3355)
2006-08-30 17:05:16
lol
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DanGlibitz (3484)
2006-08-30 17:38:24
Try Kitty-Pants
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EyeAy (3483)
2006-08-30 18:00:30
There's some fucking excellent recipes on the net for cats and dogs.......
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tsarinaamanda (3462)
2006-08-31 18:12:51
You can wipe their butts with baby wipes if it bothers you so much...I personally am not too bothered. My dog eats off my plates, forks, drinks out of my glasses, etc., and I don't care because she has all her shots, gets wormed twice a year (once more than most vets recommend), and is kept very clean. Just make sure you keep up with your pet's shots and vet visits, and you shouldn't have to worry about getting anything. I'm perfectly healthy, no worms, parasites or whatever!
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homersimpson (3466)
2006-09-04 19:01:56
Living with animals is gross, if you love them set them free! Animal skid marks suck.
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-05 23:17:44
I cannot believe what Tsarinamanda said. Pets should not be using your utensils at any time. You may be healthy now but when you do catch something believe it will be serious. I hope none of your visitors sees this because they wont be visiting anymore I assure you
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Googergeiger (3635)
2006-09-06 17:40:41
@: cabinet69
My family pet when I was a kid used to always stick her butt in everyone's face, like she was super proud of it or something, and it always really kind of bothered me. It's good to finally know that i'm not alone.
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UnKnOwNn (3848)
2006-09-27 13:24:11
JAJAJAJAJAJA DIS FUNNY AS HELL....LOOK MA NIKKA...JUST GIVE DA CAT AWAY OR DOG OR PIGEON OR WUT EVER U HAVE DAT BE PUTTIN ITS BUTT HOLE ON UR BED OR CARPET OR HAND ETC.....DATS DA BEST WAY 4 U TO FEEL CLEAN...AND I UNDERSTAND U AND NO ITS NOT WEIRD
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sisophous (3738)
2006-10-17 18:38:48
This is one of the funniest posts I've ever read, and the replies have me dying. LMAO!!! Having a pet has its rewards and drawbacks. I think you touched on a drawback quite eloquently. Nice job!!!
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Shaka_Zulu (3938)
2006-10-19 02:10:59
the most hygenic pets are reptiles. i think all pets should stay OUTSIDE your home. If they can survive naturally & comfortably outside. THATS WHERE THEY SHOULD BE.
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Bellend (4097)
2006-10-23 16:44:46
@: Shaka_Zulu
I was laying in bed and my dog sat on my head, so I actually had his arsehole on my forehead.
It made a change from the girlfriends.
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tsarinaamanda (3462)
2006-10-23 17:54:57
Cabinet69-

I'm not too concerned whether people come to visit me or not. I don't really care for most people, and the few I DO like don't worry about things like that. I don't really like people in my house, whether I like them or not, that's one thing I'm really weird about. If you had a kid would you let it eat after you? My dog is my child (I hate children) and she is VERY clean, so it's not that gross. Dogs have cleaner mouths than people anyways.....
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dadaliew (4222)
2006-11-04 04:16:47
tsarinaamanda... LOL i cant believe you just insulted yourself!! haha
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rocka (4409)
2006-12-06 16:04:32
Eww... i've never thaught of it like that! I'll never look at my cat the same way again.....*daydreams* Oh Well! I luff my mojo nd i dnt mind her Ass bein all ova my bed! hehe... Mojo is my cat bdw.
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sligslug (4630)
2006-12-19 18:37:05
You are so right. I've thought about it, when my cat once came and sat beside me, my hand was propping me up as i was on the floor, and the cat came and sat half on my hand, half on the floor! Washed my hands sharpish.

I just don't get when dog owners let their dogs lick their faces! I mean, i love my cats, but i don't let them lick my face!
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mindfreak (4990)
2006-12-28 21:33:45
FUNNY SHIT DUDE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AFTER I READ THIS. but yeah i have a dog who drags his ass hole on the carpet, i do find it disghusting.
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-02 09:05:35
never thought of it like that, thats kinda nasty. Well thanks for the info, next time my cats sits on my bed i'll kick him off because i don't want ass on my bed, with the exception of girls ass and my own ass!!!
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GroomingSpyke (5259)
2007-01-12 22:44:39
OMFG LMFAO DUDE THATS PWN i was laughing the whole fucking time!! LOL!!!!
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cody135333 (5261)
2007-01-17 22:31:17
tsarinaamanda you are a dumb ass and i hope you get som kind of parasite that crawls out ur ass when your husband fucks you in the ass
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cody135333 (5261)
2007-01-17 22:31:44
@: cody135333
you sick basterd
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mymunchkins (5639)
2007-02-06 01:43:44
Shoot it.
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Rectum100 (5807)
2007-02-09 12:11:10
The imuact is an animal we have in Tahiti it have nice bottom hole
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this-is-funny-shit (3380)
2007-02-16 01:45:58
yer i no my goldfish does that gad dam him
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loveforeplay (6346)
2007-03-04 13:43:04
I would give the animal a big fat a$$ diaper! lol
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ANALAREA51 (6329)
2007-03-06 23:57:32
i always sit on my moms bed with stained underwear n her n her bf have sex on it they dont know i sat on it
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chiefandy (5927)
2007-03-13 11:32:39
whatyou need is a shock collar every time the cat sits on the bed shock him/her youre kitty will hate you and strart atacking you but at least there wont be assing in the bed.
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Riley (6694)
2007-03-24 10:14:25
LOL. Yeah thats pretty unsanitary if u touch the spot were their butt was right after they move. I have 4 cats but all live outside we rarley let them in. Exept for the bigest one T he weighs 15 pounds and he's my dads favorite so he lets him come in.
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Riley (6694)
2007-03-24 10:16:55
@: mindfreak
If your dog is a male mindfreak (4990) u need to get his stuff cleaned out down there go to the vet and ask him/her about it its got something to do with the males penis or something down there getting clogged with fluid and they will drag their butts to try to get it out. Sounds very iritating to me.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-02 20:59:44
that is why if you ever go to a nudist colony you have o carry a towel with you and put down before you sit anywhere so your asshole doesnt leave odors and stains everywhere.
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