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Pillow talk, YAWN!
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Im sick of it. If i have to talk any more sh*t to women just to get laid im not going to bother. Im married in an open relationship but the ladies i pick up know this and still want my life story! I say cut the crap girls and get down to what makes the world go around, gettin it on. I bet most girls on this site are exactly the same. You want a total commitment even if its only for one night?
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x.princess.x (3703)
2006-10-16 13:18:18
first of all i don't see why you look elsewhere for the sex when you have a wife. If she isn't puting out why are you married? And second of all how old are you? because it seems to me the woman you are picking up are too old.
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Freedomofspeech (3655)
2006-10-16 13:39:05
Five minutes of pleasant conversation does not constitute a "total commitment". Try screwing men.
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-10-16 16:44:58
A lot of people would be curious about this relationship and I bet thats what they ask about and if they give you their story in return thats fair enough. Its good to know something about who your rooting.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-10-16 16:51:57
Amen Brother, Amen.
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leobutrkurnel (810)
2006-10-16 20:51:55
I hate pillow talk. All it does is tell me to move my fat head and use more fabric softener.
I was under the impression gravity made the world go round. Boy, you could show that Stephen Hawking a thing or two.
Just stick with girls that come with a surcharge; your life will become so much easier.
Peace.
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-11-08 15:54:56
you sick bastard. The End.
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Starlet (4766)
2006-12-14 15:42:09
just tel lem straigh that your after no strings fun...see what you get!!

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smithee (4389)
2006-12-22 20:46:20
whoever posted this, you are awesome. I say go get em' tiger!
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benz62 (5066)
2007-01-02 20:35:34
Treat them like a queen and they WILL STING YOU LIKE A BEE!

Treat them like a HO and they WILL come back for MO!
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trouble666 (5288)
2007-01-15 21:39:48
does your wife allow this??
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Emerdoodle (4970)
2007-01-26 20:45:05
Ok for first the only girls who are going to allow you to get on top of them without a brief relationship before are drunk, slut, or prositutes.
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tree-hugger (5487)
2007-03-13 17:46:41
no small talk for me,ask my bf!and i agree...sex makes the world go round'!
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superfrog2274 (6734)
2007-03-19 05:50:33
@: tree-hugger
Men and women are different. Dispite what youve been taught. Women are emotional and intuituve, men are impulsive, and calculating. If all women were like men and thought like pigs like you we would have all killed each other off long before we even discovered fire.

A woman needs to be assured (whether she is deluding herself or not) that she is special, and that you are special. Sex with a woman is a very sacred thing in my book. If you cant do the ryme then you dont get no time. I've heard they are giving out free land in alaska if you need to be alone.
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-04-19 20:34:06
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?


nothing....you already told her twice..
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im-a-necro (7922)
2007-06-05 07:13:37
lmao
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