pissing in weird places

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Y U SO NASTY?

I have a friend who's weird looking. You can piss on his face if I can watch.

It's normal if you're stone drunk.

Piss on my chest.

Try an electric fence.
Your rosebushes must not be doing very well. Try Albuquerque, that's a weird place. Just make sure you take a left turn afterwards.
Or, you could always climb to the top of a building in Times Square on Dec. 31st and give everyone underneath an omen for the coming year.
Peace.

why not piss in a guys mouth

You can piss in mine

YA NIKKAS NASTY....I REMEMBER MA HOMEBOY WAS FUCKIN DIS GURL...AND I NO CUZ I WAS RIGHT THERE...WE WERE GONNA DO A 3 SUM...SHE WAS GONNA SUCK MA DICK AND MA HOMEBOY WAS GONNA FUCK HER ASS....BUT THERE WAS SOME RUMORS DAT SHE HAD HIV SO I DIDNT FUCK WITH HER BUT MA HOMEBOY STILL FUCKED HER HE NASTY AS HELL....SO YEAH HE FUCKED HER AND THEY WERE DOIN ALL KINDA STUFF...THEY WERE DOIN ALL KINDA DISCGUSTIN STUFF....ONE THING I SAW WAS WHEN THEY WERE DRINKIN EACH OTHER PISS....AND WHEN DA GURL WAS PISSIN IN HES MOUTH THIS LITTLE THING CAME OUT IT WAS LIKE A BALL....WE TOOK IT PUT IT IN ONE OF THOSE SANDWICH LIL BAGS AND WE WENT TO THS HOSPITAL AND WE TOLD HIM DAT SHE DROPPED IT IN DA TOILET WHILE SHE WAS TAKIN A PISS...AND WE FOUND OUT IT WAS A BABY...AND FROM DA DAY ON MA NIKKA DIDNT EAT NO MORE PUSSY JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ DAT SHIT WAS FUNNY

HE FEELS DISCGUSTED...HA HAVENT EATEN NO PUSSY 4 LIKE 6 MONTHS NOW...HE TELLS ME EVERYTHING SO HE TOLD ME DAT HE HAVENT FUCKED A GURL SINCE DAT HAPPENED

ITS WEIRD ISNT IT?

See total crap.. you cant piss out a baby, honestly how thick are you mate

princess are u a gurl? or u just a guy tryna be a gurl?.....cuz dam if u a gurl u dont no shit.....of course u can piss out a baby...not only dat gurl piss out a baby but ma homegurld did 2....she was into drug and she drinks alot so one time she went to the bathroom and she piss da baby out....dats sad....but its sadder if u dont no shit bout dat
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x.princess.x do u really have to ask that question, just look at how he types.

God forbades public urination. The bible is clear on this. You are an utterly disgusting person and should immediately go to confession.

If you are as lovely as you sound, I have the perfect idea as to a place you can piss. ;)

Tobra - I am in luck with posts today, they are making me horny!