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i am 13 and have a 16 inch dick. i am wondering if its normal? if not can anyone advise how to make it any bigger?
Do you think it's normal?
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Chuckle (2016)
2007-12-16 16:35:11
Hit it with a mallet several times. Then wank off your dad for good measure.

If you can't write a better story than this fucking shit then you can just go choke yourself on your own dick (if it really is 16 inches which it probably isn't).

How about you get your mother to stretch it out for you. Shes probably the hottest milf in the trailer park where you live and totally hot for anything.

Cut it off and sell it to a german. Call it bratwurst with a twist. Serve it with extra mayonnaise (you know the brand I'm talking about).

I don't give a shit what you do with your dick.

-Chuckle
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-16 17:12:09
that is huge... Idk get a pump or pills or something for Christmas...
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daniel530 (12263)
2007-12-16 17:21:29
@: Orochimaru
tits
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moarcowbell (12210)
2007-12-16 17:23:08
Dumb bitch I hope you get the AIDS.
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NeonGemesis (12254)
2007-12-17 06:35:48
Tie a brick to the end of it and leave it for three weeks, thats how black neegros do it :D
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problems (12305)
2007-12-19 20:38:10
it ok man i am 15 mine is only like round 6.5

come talk

krunkalunka@hotmail.com
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