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Pocket Pussy

Does anyone own or would consider owning a pocket pussy? I'm a female and I just can't get over the concept of men f**king a fake vagina. I can understand a woman pleasuring herself with a rubber phallus but for a man to f**k a thing that looks like a flashlight seems like a whole new level of sad.
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Comments (8)
I have never tried it but i know it never will top the real thing
Yeah it very sad.But some men are such losers that all they will ever get is plastic to f**k.I can sorta understand the fake pussy but why a flashlight?
Feet
Midgets
Old ppl
Shoes
Animals
ball bustin'

the list goes on and on....

compared to that humping plastic genitalia doesent reaaaally win at the "wierd sh*t" chart .

Yes its sad, and most likly wierd.


peace JAH bless
i owned one when i was like 17
Diferent strokes for diferent folks. If they enjoy,,,why bring them down.? What makes YOU so special anyway,?
My bumper sticker that says "My piss contains the polio vaccine".
I've wanted to buy one for years, but with the sex toy technology they have nowadays, I figure I might not want to even deal with the real thing afterwards. It's no sadder than a woman using an electric phallus made out of plastic or rubber. Men should have the same masturbatory choices that women have and not be judged negatively for using them. Duh.
My wife and I use toys on occasion. ...On her. She decided she thought we should masturbate together; both of us using toys. So she got me a pretty top-of-the-line deal - molded after a porn star or something. It's made of pretty realistic material, is soft, tight and ribbed on the inside and deep enough that I don't poke out the end. I didn't want to use it at first; but she does stuff for me, so I did it for her. She did her thing and I watched/filmed it for a while. Then, as she was really driving it home, I was pretty worked up. She was inserting her toy with one hand and laying on the bed and I was standing up next to her and, while she was holding the fake pussy. I lubed up and got it in and she really got off on watching and feeling me f*ck the thing. Never thought I'd get off inside a fake pussy before! It certainly didn't even come close to feeling realistic at all; but it did feel different - and better - than just my hand alone. Not as good as a well-choreographed hand job, a blow job or a real pussy; but better than just my own hand. I think using it WITH a partner and FOR my partner instead of in leiu of a partner made it more enjoyable. The thing sits in a plastic bag in the back of a drawer now. We used it twice since she bought it and both times, she wanted to watch me while she actually held the device. If you use it with a partner and not in place of a partner; cool. If you aren't dating anyone and are bored with your hand, then I think it would work okay for that, too. Something different. It's not good enough to get addicted to - it's no substitute for the real thing; but it beats (no pun intended) f*cking your fist. If you prefer it to flesh or use one a lot, then I'd say it's a problem or a "loser" product. Depends on its application.