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My mate takes ages shitting.He once took 15 minutes and we nearly missed a bus,and he averages around 10 minutes.Sometimes a shit can take longer than usual,but surely about 5 minutes or less is average right?So,how long should it take,and is it normal to time your mate shitting?
Do you think it's normal?
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farad (2287)
2006-09-10 14:17:54
lol
my mate is like that too :-D
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-10 20:11:27
About 10 mins for the average shit unless your reading a book or having a wank then it can take much longer especially if reading War and Peace
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Consequence (3660)
2006-09-10 23:39:24
If I take a book or my DS with me, I can be up to a half hour. Who cares how damn long you take?! The can is your throne for as long as you need it...
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-12 01:58:43
Sometimes I fall asleep on the sh*tter (usually wen I'm really drunk).
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-12 02:11:02
Cosequence you shoult a PSP heaps better thab DS
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noidal11 (3719)
2006-09-13 20:03:08
Perfectly normal, I worry the day that takes him a minute or less.
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leobutrkurnel (810)
2006-09-13 20:37:29
'Mate'? What are you, a bird on the Discovery Channel?
Hey, at least your doubts about his sexuality are cleared up.
You could make it fun; reward him with a complementary box of prunes and gift certificate to the 'Bran Connection' whenever he beats his record.
Or, you could rig the door so, if he takes longer than five minutes a camera goes off and takes a digital picture that is automatically e-mailed to everyone in your school.
That happened to me one time, so I got my friend a bedpan. I said that he had to clean it himself though. I wasn't taking crap from HIM.
Are you sure your friend isn't Batman? There could be an underground tunnel you're not aware of. Investigate further.
Peace.
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claro666 (3773)
2006-09-18 21:41:02
i don't get it either, i mean i take a terd when i need to take one, done in 2 minutes maximum. what are you people eating? snail shells?
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jackin4U (3768)
2006-09-19 01:49:19
@: leobutrkurnel
Is there any way to send a private message to another member on here? Sorry to ask here, but couldnt get an answer anywhere else.
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-09-24 17:00:15
maybe he is doing something else while he is shitting, have you ever caught him headed to the bathroom for a shit with a woody?
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