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Pooing everywhere
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is it normal for my boyfriend to poo in public places? like on the bus & on walking tracks? sometimes he even does it in my bed
Do you think it's normal?
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au21 (38)
2005-06-21 07:24:01
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Be your boyfriends poo-pardner. Grow closer to him by shitting on the train WITH him. Eat some prunes and get squirtin.
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Lardslab (455)
2005-06-26 08:47:20
I recommend eating it, so you don't leave a mess everywhere. Or, you know, beating his head in for crapping all over your bed, which is what you /should/ do, but I think the poo-eating thing would be funnier for everyone else.
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Mungbean (220)
2005-07-12 09:55:45
@: Lardslab
Think of a better story.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-07-25 15:19:11
HAVE HIM STAND ON HIS HEAD AND POOP IN HIS OWN FACE.

LOVE
METHOS
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Anonymous
2005-08-26 03:27:01
is your partner a dog by any chance , i reccomend you buy him a litter tray
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Anonymous
2005-11-25 16:50:41
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foralan (1406)
2006-02-24 07:33:16
How do you poop on a bus?
Suppose if he poops hard ones and wears briefs he might get away with it! Boxers might be embarrassing when he stands up and the turds drop out.
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