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PoonTang??
I was in walmart at 9pm, with my 2 yr old, and yes I know that's kind of late for him to be out in walmart, but I'm working full-time, and in school so I don't give a sh*t. So anywho, this average looking guy, with a busted lip comes up to me in one of those carts old people sit in, and drive around, and asks me if i could show him where the sunny d poontang was. At first I didn't catch that last word in his sentence, and I was like Oh, the little bottles, Honestly i thought he was a retard, so I was just going to show him where it was.
Then he said no can you show me where the sunny poontang is? I was like what, then he said yea, you wouldn't know where I could get some sunny d poontang would you? I just kind of looked at him for a minute, and he was like yea, I think you know what I'm talking about. I just said no, I don't think you're going to find any of that in this direction. If that wasn't enough I mean he's doing this crap in front of my kid in the baby section for hells sake. I briskly walk to another aisle, he's standing where I need to go, I think he saw me peek around the corner to see if he was gone, when I decided to just bolt, he comes running out of the corner like HEY!!, and I freaked out, and said leave me alone!! you're a f**king pervert you know that!!. He just walked away with a grin on his face, it really freaked me out though. I kind of wished I would have let him say something, but that probably would have made me even more pissed off, I told on his ass too, I had everybody looking for that dumbass mo fo. Anybody ever had this happen to them, or anybody done this to some poor, innocent victim, please let me know is it normal??
Then he said no can you show me where the sunny poontang is? I was like what, then he said yea, you wouldn't know where I could get some sunny d poontang would you? I just kind of looked at him for a minute, and he was like yea, I think you know what I'm talking about. I just said no, I don't think you're going to find any of that in this direction. If that wasn't enough I mean he's doing this crap in front of my kid in the baby section for hells sake. I briskly walk to another aisle, he's standing where I need to go, I think he saw me peek around the corner to see if he was gone, when I decided to just bolt, he comes running out of the corner like HEY!!, and I freaked out, and said leave me alone!! you're a f**king pervert you know that!!. He just walked away with a grin on his face, it really freaked me out though. I kind of wished I would have let him say something, but that probably would have made me even more pissed off, I told on his ass too, I had everybody looking for that dumbass mo fo. Anybody ever had this happen to them, or anybody done this to some poor, innocent victim, please let me know is it normal??
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BTW a was had someone follow me in a king soopers once it was not a fun as you whould think when a turned around she stole my shoping cart
You busy again today? Atleast the weekend here here finally. What do you have going on?
I'm looking forward to see what you say when I tell you what it is. I hope you take it well!
The test can be scary because you fill out paper work asking all types of embarrassing details of your life and they expect you to answer them truthfully but you tend to get a little worried even if you were honest because there are so many other things on your mind that meet the criteria of the question but kinda dont so its scary! I passed the other one and I felt a little nervous about some of the questions and still passed so I think I will be fine.
Your a girl and girls have way less problems finding a date then guys do that does not mean you have no problems finding the right guy it just means your chances of finding him in my opinion are greater then a guy. Of course you will not find that love story relationship your after but then again you were with a what sounds like to me piece of shit ex so any decent guy should do wonders for you.
People need to accept that each has there oown opinion.
This must be more and more common or pedos to come out in stores. To Bad these Super stores don't have better security to protect the customers!
store sounds really creepy.
That happened to me too,but not as
stalker-ish as this.
>_
sucks your kid had to b there :/