Pooping in a store

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Its normal. Your were struck by a phantom shitter. We had quite a few in the military.

My sister Stella is a nun in a convent and for years they were bedeviled by a terrorist defecator. They actually brought in a specialist from Rome to see if it was devil-related, but evidently it was just one of the nuns running around at night pooping on everything.

This remains un unsolved mystery.

Im bringing nasty back (YEA!)
All the men in this room start to yack (YEA!)
they all complain!!! that the room has a caca stain!!!
you never know what will remain...
(TAKE IT TO THE TOILET!)
Gotta drop a duece
let out all that caca juice!!

Your store smells like shit anyway...

Once a long time ago, i saw a load of green human Dump in the middle of the isle of some clothing store that used to be on 35th and king Dr. what if its the same person? lol, Dumpman Begins.

My grandpa used to tell stories of when he was in the navy and they had a phantom shitter on the ship

I've never really liked J.C. Penney all that much. Thanks for giving me yet one more reason for avoiding the store. Sounds like your inventory really stinks.

I saw shit on a JC Penny elevator.

It's not normal. I walked into a grocery store and almost stepped in a puddle of urine on aisle #2. It's disgusting.

Bin laden will soon start sending terrorists to shit all over America. ROFL.

When I was younger, I worked for Target, and I'm sad to say that they actually had a class on this.

It seems that it's just another on the long list of strange fetishes people have. Some people just get off on taking a dump in a place that's fairly public. They also frequent places such as shady alleys and behind trashcans on public streets.

In reality, it's just a fact of life that we'll probably never fully understand.

OMG i literally laughed till i cried and then some! Im nevr goin to JC pennys again! WHO SHAT IN THE CLOTHES RACK?

I pooped in a target once
I pooped right in a shoe
so then once i got done i saw this little kid stick his foot in the shoe and when he took it would there was crap all over the kids sock

Yeah, speaking of shit, lol. I went into Target the other day, just before I was leaving the store because I had to take a piss...so anyways, walk in the bathroom..and there is this horrible smell of shit. I'm like "Oh that's lovely" lol. So I walk into a stall, or whatever, and I see liquid SHIT all near the toilet...and it reeked so bad. I thought I was gonna puke. Very nasty...all I can say is...Don't go into Target's bathrooms lol!

either they dont like you or they get off over shitting all over things

Somebody was sick fuck. Sorry you had to clean it up.

PLEASE, DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER MOVE!!!
YOU ARE ANOTHER VICTIM OF THE SERIAL SHITTER! CONTACT YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY!!!
DON'T WASTE ANY MORE TIME!
(Call now, toll free, for instant, direct service! 1-555-555-5555)

homeless need a public shitter too. just doesnt flush

I've never encountered human shit where it shouldn't be.

no that is not normal omg the only place sh*t goes is in the bog, i tell u what, u shud track down these shop sh*tters and get them punished cuz this is not right and fair on you shop workers, you don't wanna be cleaning up pooh do you?

dudes. sometimes you have shit in your crack and when you change it falls out or it gets stuck in the clothes and falls out later. not me, but some people i can imagine.

umm O_o well i worked at mc donalds i saw these ppl shat in the tray and give it back so that aint bad but gross

DRESSING ROOM=BATHROOM.

Oh dear gawd maybe you need to install a washroom in your store because I can say sometimes ppl go to try stuff on and they have to go so bad and some people apparently do not have any kind of self-control and just drop it off in the changeroom

did you ever find out who was it?

Wooooooooooooooooooow...... got nuthin to say

u need to put some toilet paper in the rooms.

There are a lot of elderly shoppers at Penneys. I bet it was old person that can't control their bm's

LMFAOO!!!!!!
This happened @ my school omggggg
Someone pooped on a bench and left it for a coach
I find it hallllaarious lol. God. It's gross but so funny. I just cracked up when I read this. LOL OLOL LMFAO

sorry about that..........

wow that's strange. so sorry for you

probably kids.

That's what she said

ah shit...when i was a teen i worked in a department store... yeah, we found shit piss baby diapers and used condoms. some chick got pregannat in one of the dressing rooms. Its not normal thing to do but there are a lot of disgusting people out there you bet.

hey guys, ive just come back from J C penny, they have really nice toilets their....

when my brother was 4 years old he pooped at Toys Are Us and he couldn't hold it.

I work at a thrift store one time we went in the mens bathroom and found that someone had shit all over the floor, ceiling, walls, and toilet. Another time we found a used tampon in the fitting room.

It might have been Wynonna Ryder that did it.

People who do that are pure GENIUS,if they use the store's clothes to wipe their ass then their BRILLIANT!

I have a dream! JC Penny will go out of business because its 2020 now and they never cleaned the shit so now people are using JC Penny as there town dump :P

FUCK NO THATS NOT NORMAL YOU MUST REALLY HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT TO NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM.IF I CAUGHT SOMEONE TAKING A POOPIE IN THE FUCKING CLOTHES RINNG ILL MAKE U EAT IT U SHIT HOLE!!!

SHITTY SHITTY SHITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ill bet it was mexicans. i worked with them years ago. they shit wipe there asses and through it in the garbage basket. there sitting on a toilet but they through the used tp in the trash basket. wtf?

I just wanna know if it's the guys changing room or the girls? 'Cos if it's the guys, then that's just disgusting. But if it's the girls, then it's kinda hawt.... :D

Yeah, shits in public stores are a wonderful thing. Especially in those clothing rings. Just take a huge dump and wipe your rear on one of the shirts.

alright

ewww thats gross u should try to shit there to

Haha I saw that at wallmart once.
No suprise there.

funny ass hell

Omg!! This is hilarious, lol. People are so disgusting though

Just dont shit on sweater

Lol , to the people who wore the clothes in the aura of poo....

groosss!

Ya i did

njbreezy made my day

Same with barnum

lol the dressing room is integrated with toilets

Oh crap, you worked there?

You need to constipate that persons ass!
They'll learn their lesson!

you guys are fags bruh. yal some hatin ass niggas

it was me im the one who shat in ur store

Funny Ive always thought about doing something like this, and no I'm not normal.

nasty

Ha, that's too fuckin funny.

Yeah that is perfectly normal that happens all the time i mean c'mon guys who dosen't shit in the store?!

of course its normal u twat

i shit there allthe time

hey i do that all the time!!! thats totally normal!!! its very relaxing with just a hint of adrenaline!!! dont worry buddy :))

That is vulgar,mingin,off topic,lame
its just gross that has really grossed me out totally.

FUCKING HILARIOUS!

The fact that you ASKED if its normal is just stupid... of course its not normal!

The larger and more busy the store you work in is, the more normal everything becomes. Some people just do what they can to get a rise out of the public even if they are not around to see it.

That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!