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Title says it all,which do you prefer,popcorn or peanuts.
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Cornpeas
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Popcorn.

I just recently had a horrible case of constipation verging on impacted stool, due to undigested peanuts. I was sitting there on the toilet, feeling as if I was about to have a bowel movement, as if it was urgent and coming any moment, only I couldn't do it. I couldn't go. The turd was held up inside of me. It went on and on like this endlessly, the better part of an hour. I kept having this urgent feeling, but nothing would come out except for a few little bits of shit I dug out, in which I could feel undigested peanuts. Finally holding a washcloth soaked in warm water from the sink against my butt for several minutes did the trick, and this huge turd came flying out into the toilet bowl.

But I am swearing off peanuts for the time being.
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Cashews!
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cracker jack
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This is normal
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Peanuts especially dry roasted
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Cracker Jacks
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PEANUTS AND CASHEWS NEVER CRACKE MY FUCKING TEEH!
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Poop
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