PP just wont wake up

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isnt there any foreplay?

Sounds like a psychological problem to me. The cold water definately wont help. Maybe try viagra but see a professional at least

Sounds like you had a case of performance anxiety.

Were you drinking at this party? That could have been part of the problem . . .

cold water causes shrinkage, that won't help you. Maybe it was overused or something I don't know, mine seems to never sleep.

Maybe your nervous

Sounds like the poster has narcolepsy of the penis, a solution for this would be to try and suck coffee through your penis, the way an elephant would use its trunk.

Rodge, however, appears to have insomnia of the penis. You may want to dip the little chap in some Nytol.

May I just had too much to drink that might be the problem

maybe I meant to say

Are u a prancing fairy ?

you have obviously become a gay.

Bellend I'm 100% straight, just a thought of touching another man make me puke. Gays make sick in my stomach everytime I look at them.

You should put up a fight, Chickenman. I for one would not permit the Gay Community to 'make sick' in my stomach just because I has the audacity to look at them. They can use their own damn stomachs!

However, if you do have trouble fighting them off as they smack you to the ground with their handbags, you could try to... you know... NOT look at them. I know this would ruin your usual weekend plans to sit in the public toilets of your local bus station, camera in hand, waiting for a peek of some hairy ass cheek through the cracks (no pun intended) of the cubicle doors. But never mind, I'm sure your local library has some kind of social wildlife outing you could join.

Pick me some berries, Bitch!

you talked to your dick?

hell its hard to keep mine DOWN. wheres the foreplay?

Maybe you just got nervous. Try some foreplay next time.

Performance anxiety.

Yeah maybe you're nervous...kissing and touching each other next time...don't just try to do it quick..

"Gays make sick in my stomach everytime I look at them"

Maybe that feeling in your stomach is sexual attraction. Trying doing a guy in the ass- or better yet, lube up your asshole and get fucked.

And don't call your cock a PP... heh.

cheese!! it works!

He must of got stage fright

maybe ur shy.

haha.. PP in my world = portland pals.. from hockey

I say to my best friend all the time.. "We're going to the hockey game.. GOTTA FIND OUR PP'S!!" We're both girls, so it just makes it funnier.

We seem to point ourselves out in public places, b/c we're awesome, lol.. jp.

PP.. ha.

Haha "dip your PP in coffee", that was kind of funny but not really helpful. Hey everybody, stop making ignorant comments and jokes, thats not what this site is for. If your going to be a fucking idiot, I'll ban you right now.

Hey Chickenman, I have the exsact same problem and it really sucks. If you masterbate alot that could be the problem, try not to masterbate at all for like a really long time, then try having sex that should get you good and horny and Erect man, trust me this works, give it a try. Also, and I know this is usually an obvious reason for anything haha but still you can try eating healthier, Tomato's are always good, so eat alot of those and so is fish. Really though, Don't masturbate at all anymore and try not to get nearvous just kinda get riled up and be like "I'm gonna go be a man and give it to her!" I know that might sound funny haha or somthing but it works, its all in your head."

Buddy haah don't worry about it. I can get it up, i had the probelem, i dont anymore. and ill bet i could make your wife scream an cry for more all night. Ill bet your an ugly little fuck. ont top of that you just fucking talk to much over the internet cuz u wouldn't do it to my face in real life you little faggot. even though you'll write back saying "Im a awsome fighter,200 pounds an 7 feet tall, and give me the fake adress and everything" Go be ignorant somewere else.

you are a starnge lad and Buddy lol don't worry about it. I can get it up, i had the problem, i dont anymore. and ill bet i could make your wife scream an cry for more all night. Ill bet your an ugly little f**k. on top of that you just f**king talk alot of shit over the internet cuz u wouldn't do it to my face in real life you little faggot. even though you'll write back saying "Im a awsome fighter,200 pounds an 7 feet tall, and give me the fake adress and everything" Go be ignorant somewere else.

If you couldn't care less then why would you even bother replying on my comment? In fact Why did you bother comming on this site at all. go be a faggot somewere else, faggot.

AMEN!!! I couldn't have said it any better myself!!! Thank you for telling him off! I keep trying to get him to post his profile and he won't! What's that tell you? He is a coward that's why I don't even respond to his Highness The Moron!

Maybe you can answer something he put in one of his other postings...what does;" Mr Actually I'm a bit sh*t" mean?

strangefag..go and die somewhere.

mate,

I had the problem too VERY VERY recently. It affected everything, all day everyday. I even had a very understanding girlfriend at the time and it still wouldnt go away.

Take heart though becuase you say it comes to life when she goes....therefore it cant be anything physical, it is totally in your head, as has been said on this thread already, that is stage fright.

I wish i could offer some real help to over come it, but you did say that the girl was gorgeous etc etc etc, the thought of f*king such a grogeous woman could be giving you the performance anxiety that is causing this.

in short you want your performance to match her beauty. at the end of the day as crude and low as this sounds she is just another woman who wants it, thats all it is mate. If it were a girl who wasnt so gorgeous in your opinion you probably wouldnt have the problem.

her getting angry wont help either, and the hardest thing is not to worry, the more you worry the more it wont want to work.