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Puffunitis - Is it all in their heads?

I have Puffunitis of the ankles and i dont know what to do about it, Everyone is telling me that Im making it up. I dont know what to do! Can I get help?
Do you think it's normal?
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I just googled it, you are making it up.
Earwax...is it all in their heads?
Is Puffinitis when your ankle grows an abnormally large orange beak and waddles around like it's constipated?
As for what you can do, as I am quite sick of fake posts, I have a few suggestions:

~ Your grandmother
~ A bottle of habanero sauce
~ A cactus
~ An ill-tempered porcupine

As for places for you to get help, let me suggest:

~ Demented Hills Asylum
~ NAMBLA
~ Fecalphiliacs Anonymous