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Putting Weird Stuff in Food
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I have a lot of litte habits I've developed to amuse myself with my family that they don't know about. One of them is I like to put weird stuff in their food to see if they notice. Like I've slipped in cut-off cat whiskers into Hamburger Helper or used coffee grounds into cookie dough. They don't ever notice but I think it's so funny I can hardly keep a straight face. Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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goathammer (12956)
1/29/08
ever tried cuntilingus delight?
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nearly (10533)
1/29/08
Just be careful no one puts anti freeze in your food like a woman here did.
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logchuck (12749)
1/29/08
please stop, just think of how you would feel if you found out they did it to you
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
1/29/08
Someone needs to spank your ass.
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Barnum (8435)
1/29/08
@: Chris_Ufc
Too bad they can't nowadays, because of the whole child abuse thing.
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BilboBaggins (13159)
1/29/08
are u guys for real or just playing? i don't think it's that bad plus it's funny.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
1/29/08
@: Barnum
You can spank your kid you just cant beat the shit out of them. There is more leeway on it then people think.
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mm_2184 (10774)
1/29/08
when you get old enough im sure all the food will contain semen........but what you dont know is that the help at the Burger King does the same thing to YOUR food and they just laugh and laugh..........
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cookeh_dough (15332)
7/26/08
Hahahaha
go die please! =)
thank you!
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Barnum (8435)
8/30/08
LOL.

A Cat hair whisker? Hahah...sounds like something I would do!
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CuppycakeXD (16032)
8/30/08
Ewww.
Don't do the cat whisker thing. LOL
But hey I like what you do. XD
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cellardoordayna (16837)
10/12/08
ahaha, I'm going to do that from now on.
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jillian (17763)
1/11/09
wow... thats not normal, but i want to do it. lol
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Rockgurrl (19895)
2/1/09
Poor cat now it has to get whisker extensions.
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i_am_cornholio (18908)
2/18/09
@: Barnum
fuck that! When I was a kid, I got the wooden spoon to my ass. And if I have kids, they'd get spankings as well when they misbehaved.

There is a difference between discipline and child abuse, and I'll stand by that.
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xxplaya4lif3xx (20451)
2/22/09
normal.....its fucking hilarious and mean lol
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Solimorphic (20553)
3/21/09
Scary to know that (at this time) 12%% consider this normal.

Think of all the restaurants you go to.

Bon appetit!
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Incen (22753)
5/7/09
This is hilarious.
Coffee bean grounds might taste good in cookies... hmm
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alexlong (24061)
6/10/09
lol thats right fucked up man
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yo_momma (28278)
9/19/09
thats funny kinda weird but funny i hate to eat with u but im gona try it now
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nothing2 (29013)
10/13/09
probably a mental hospital soon. criminal insane maybe
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Malfoy (29225)
10/17/09
Cum in the food
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Kameshee (30860)
11/19/09
@: cookeh_dough
good point. :)
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tigsy100 (35625)
1/27/10
It's fine if u do it as a joke like just once bit doing it over and over again isn't fair and if they ever see u putting things in their food they will be realy mad and upset, I have done something like this but I did it because I got realy angry with what my dad said to me.. I spat in his coffee and he drank it and he didn't know but thts before I got anger management lol but seriously it's not fair an u would like it if they did it to u
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Shenmue (36278)
2/6/10
I like you
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Schythl (36678)
2/19/10
I would go puke now, if it wasn't for the whiskers jammed in my throathole.
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mdrnhippy (38409)
3/10/10
eeeeew. this is mean. plus simply amusing yourself with these jokes is weird.
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PikaPuff (40829)
4/11/10
There are nerves in cat whiskers, and when you cut them off it really hurts them. Basically you're admitting to be an animal abuser, doing that.
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satanwannababy (41619)
4/24/10
I would kill you if I found out you did that to my food.
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beyourpet (43853)
4/30/10
lol yeah i don't think so.
you're probably going to like poison everyone one day. have fun with that...
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mişah (45610)
5/17/10
your parents or guardians or whatever need to beat you. screw child protection laws. my mom beat the shit out of me daily. made me a better person.
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_nobody_ (42940)
6/25/10
Sound like sumething I would do




If I was five
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