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Putting Weird Stuff in Food
18% Normal
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I have a lot of litte habits I've developed to amuse myself with my family that they don't know about. One of them is I like to put weird stuff in their food to see if they notice. Like I've slipped in cut-off cat whiskers into Hamburger Helper or used coffee grounds into cookie dough. They don't ever notice but I think it's so funny I can hardly keep a straight face. Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (23)
goathammer (12956)
2008-01-29 07:45:12
ever tried c*ntilingus delight?
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nearly (10533)
2008-01-29 08:36:51
Just be careful no one puts anti freeze in your food like a woman here did.
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logchuck (12749)
2008-01-29 10:00:55
please stop, just think of how you would feel if you found out they did it to you
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-29 10:48:46
Someone needs to spank your ass.
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Barnum (8435)
2008-01-29 11:02:23
@: Chris_Ufc
Too bad they can't nowadays, because of the whole child abuse thing.
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BilboBaggins (13159)
2008-01-29 13:51:01
are u guys for real or just playing? i don't think it's that bad plus it's funny.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-29 15:47:42
@: Barnum
You can spank your kid you just cant beat the sh*t out of them. There is more leeway on it then people think.
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mm_2184 (10774)
2008-01-29 19:24:35
when you get old enough im sure all the food will contain semen........but what you dont know is that the help at the Burger King does the same thing to YOUR food and they just laugh and laugh..........
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cookeh_dough (15332)
2008-07-26 10:30:15
Hahahaha
go die please! =)
thank you!
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Barnum (8435)
2008-08-30 21:03:32
LOL.

A Cat hair whisker? Hahah...sounds like something I would do!
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CuppycakeXD (16032)
2008-08-30 23:21:47
Ewww.
Don't do the cat whisker thing. LOL
But hey I like what you do. XD
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cellardoordayna (16837)
2008-10-12 20:42:48
ahaha, I'm going to do that from now on.
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jillian (17763)
2009-01-11 12:52:34
wow... thats not normal, but i want to do it. lol
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Rockgurrl (19895)
2009-02-01 01:48:53
Poor cat now it has to get whisker extensions.
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i_am_cornholio (18908)
2009-02-18 21:40:55
@: Barnum
f**k that! When I was a kid, I got the wooden spoon to my ass. And if I have kids, they'd get spankings as well when they misbehaved.

There is a difference between discipline and child abuse, and I'll stand by that.
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xxplaya4lif3xx (20451)
2009-02-22 12:53:19
normal.....its f**king hilarious and mean lol
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Solimorphic (20553)
2009-03-21 18:30:39
Scary to know that (at this time) 12% consider this normal.

Think of all the restaurants you go to.

Bon appetit!
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Incen (22753)
2009-05-07 13:21:26
This is hilarious.
Coffee bean grounds might taste good in cookies... hmm
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alexlong (24061)
2009-06-10 17:09:52
lol thats right f**ked up man
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yo_momma (28278)
2009-09-19 15:22:51
thats funny kinda weird but funny i hate to eat with u but im gona try it now
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nothing2 (29013)
2009-10-13 19:18:21
probably a mental hospital soon. criminal insane maybe
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Malfoy (29225)
2009-10-17 18:42:49
Cum in the food
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